Enrichment.

[ He actually kind of laughs. Because while that should be insulting it's pretty much true. ]

Considering how much I fucking eat, I don't think I need a chew toy. Though maybe if I like... hide a red bull in a puzzle box.

[ Sorta like peanut butter in a Kong but for Deputies. ]

Something to keep me occupied cuz... pretending to be retired hasn't gone so well. Though I haven't tried sitting by the pool with ice cream.

Maybe after I see if Hallmark makes apology cards for being a fucking psychopath.