I've got standards, man! [HUFF as if his standards aren't as simple as "alive" and "DTF"]

What! Don't get all weird and homophobic on me now, man, it's at least 2018 and I don't have time for that, okay? I already have a gay panic every time a dude hits on me and I don't need you makin' it worse!

[he has no idea what you're so beat up about man]