Man... just think, Zip could be up there on Mars right now surrounded by hot alien tail and laughing his ass off at all of us on Earth. Fuck, man, that would honestly be the best news. A junkyard teleporter... if that ain't what Montana is all about, I dunno what is.

[You think that elevator's moved since they came down? Probably. Sharky's gonna slap the shit out of the button regardless of whether or not the car is actually there.]

I, uhhh, haven't actually asked around. I was so busy tryin' all the weird drinks that I forgot! I bet it's all like, weird knock-off weed shit. Like that shit Gandalf smoked in the hobbit movie. [...he means The Lord of the Rings.] They just do not all have home-brewed crystal.