[It does in fact hurt pretty bad, but he's powering through. Actually the loopy lightheadedness is helping a lot, because it means he can't focus on the pain, or much of anything really.]

Right, or what if you're a robot and eat circuit boards or something? Actually.... what are the vampires eating?

[Wait wait... He'd always thought it weird that Claudia is a child wandering around with a coffee cup, but being that he's 90% caffeine himself he never really questioned that. It has never occurred to him before this moment that what's in there is absolutely not coffee.]

Oh! Ohhhh. Yeah... Okay that makes sense. Nevermind. I wonder if it's like.. seasoned? Do the vampires get blood in all the varieties that Pepsi comes in?

[Cuz if he was a vampire, he'd want the Mountain Dew option.]

Brad? Did you name the bartender?