[If there's one thing that Pratt is an expert at it's self sabotaging himself in pursuit of some alpha manly image. He's a fucking pro.]
Being a vampire must suck. Only get to eat one thing forever? That's gotta blow. I thought I could live on pizza until I was working at 8-Bit Pizza in high school and super broke and basically ate pizza nonstop cuz it was free. I couldn't look at a slice for months after I quit that place.
Hate not being able to see the ghosts here. Creeps me out.
[He's getting real drowsy, and as soon as the door to the elevator opens he's stumbling out and headed for his room. Because it's going to take everything in him to pass out in his bed instead of on the floor. Maybe his roommate can just... walk around him or something.]
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Being a vampire must suck. Only get to eat one thing forever? That's gotta blow. I thought I could live on pizza until I was working at 8-Bit Pizza in high school and super broke and basically ate pizza nonstop cuz it was free. I couldn't look at a slice for months after I quit that place.
Hate not being able to see the ghosts here. Creeps me out.
[He's getting real drowsy, and as soon as the door to the elevator opens he's stumbling out and headed for his room. Because it's going to take everything in him to pass out in his bed instead of on the floor. Maybe his roommate can just... walk around him or something.]