broshaw: (02. love hangover)
Charlemagne "Sharky" Victor Boshaw ([personal profile] broshaw) wrote 2022-08-06 09:12 am (UTC)

i was sick mosta the trip also hes uh
😐
yk???
1st rule of flamethrower ownership u dont bother a dude with a 😐 face when hes operatin his machine
thats how u get burned bro

i mean
hes right it wont help her
like it mit make her feel better but like
idk its like hittin a dog after it attacks u
it aint the dogs fault n kickin its only gonna make u feel worse abt urself???
i mean ya its ur b but still
dont gotta be rude abt it


[He absolutely assumes Pratt won't be offended being compared to a dog. It's coming from Sharky, the guy whose fursuit survived the Collapse. Animal metaphors are just part of it.]

so u got some fuckin damien rice patrick stump mf tailin u now cosa this chick huh
fuuuuuck man
gonna wind up topplin off down the middle of a stairwell or smthn
👁👁👥😈

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