[ It's a good thing Sharky's willing to wait, because it's a good minute or so and half a coffee (that he has to stop himself from downing in one go) later before Giles finally speaks. Turns out forming coherent sentences is far easier to do in writing than actual speech. Oh well, he's here now, it's fine. ]

I must be cursed.

It's the only possible explanation for why it seems I only encounter Deputy Pratt when not in full possession of my faculties.
[ He's genuinely not certain if that's an exaggeration or not ]