[SIGHS with relief.] Oh my God, dude. You cannot do that to me! I was gonna cry, do you see these tears? [He points at his eyes. They aren't even damp, but okay, sure.] I guess I should'a figured someone woulda come got me if there was a goddamn sex-expo happenin' on the beach. [...] Sex-po. You know what I mean. Thank Christ.

[He's never almost regretted sitting around with a fire more.]