theweakhavepurpose: (So Many Regrets)
Deputy Pratt ([personal profile] theweakhavepurpose) wrote in [personal profile] broshaw 2023-01-28 08:50 am (UTC)

[He blinks, wondering if the actual sun rose in Tauva itself, how are these 10 watt amber ambiance bulbs suddenly 80 billion lumens?]

It's the 'why bother jus fuck me up' and Brad, he fucking delivered. Ten outta ten would fucked up again. [Raises two thumbs up towards the bar and Brad.] Brad's so good. I hope he gets to come outta the ship before Pickles.

An' I was like, gimme a [verbal equivalent of a keysmash] ta see'f I could get alien drinks in other languages and it wooooooorked. I'm so smart. Hear that Whitehorse? Said I couldn't figure my way outta a fucking corn maze. I'll show him a corn maze.

[Wait what were they talking about...]

Oh! Sharky. I gave him the cake. Went super well. We did good.

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