[??? who the fuck is Jason???

whatever, that is super not important right now. what is important is ensuring that Pratt makes it back to his room in one piece.]

I know, right? It's all the weird ass nutrients and shit. Especially tap water. Think it tastes more like Aquafina here...

Oh, uhhhh, nooooo, you didn't tell me about that -- wait, which storm goddess? Aren't there, like, a bunch of them?

[no, he's just thinking of Venti.]