Cuz they got cool superpowers and we didn't! [Sounding more like a petulant child with every word right now. Why can't he be a wolf?? It's not fair. Actually..] It's not fucking fair! We're the guys from Montana where there's actually animals and shit and we don't get to be cool things? What the fucking fuck man.
[He's completely forgotten about the cat at this point. Why can't he be a wolf??!?!?!!!]
She don't say anything about it to me and then wham! Text back. No emojis. Just insults. But then I dropped my phone and broke it so I dunno. [He means the screen turned off and he can't figure out how to get it back on because his fine motor control went on vacation four drinks ago.] What if I broke it forever? Gonna be textless and forget everything. Fucked everything up again. Not even dying gonna fix it. Dying didn't fix this shit! [Holding up his hand with that missing finger.] Fucking Blackbeard. I hope someone tied him to an anchor and he went swimming with the fishes or something.
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[He's completely forgotten about the cat at this point. Why can't he be a wolf??!?!?!!!]
She don't say anything about it to me and then wham! Text back. No emojis. Just insults. But then I dropped my phone and broke it so I dunno. [He means the screen turned off and he can't figure out how to get it back on because his fine motor control went on vacation four drinks ago.] What if I broke it forever? Gonna be textless and forget everything. Fucked everything up again. Not even dying gonna fix it. Dying didn't fix this shit! [Holding up his hand with that missing finger.] Fucking Blackbeard. I hope someone tied him to an anchor and he went swimming with the fishes or something.