[The bro-code is ironclad, he'll abide by it to his dying breath.] I won't say a thing.

[Okay he can't really promise that because he does sometimes say insane shit and then forget, so it's possible that might happen, but he'll try his best.]

Also let's... let's not call it 'going full furry'.

[He has one shred of pride left, please don't go telling people that Pratt can be talked down by furrys.]

...Maybe they should show up. Imagine Joseph standing on the deck and preaching and then the Captain walks up and does some magic shit. Turns his skin inside out or vaporizes him or turns him into a toilet. [That's how magic works right?] Think it's too late for me, everyone probably already thinks I'm crazy. Or well, knows I'm crazy I guess. Besides, you wanna explain how Bliss works to someone? Cuz I sure don't. Jacob straight up told me how it works once and I still don't fucking get it.

[A soft laugh as he heads for the elevator, he's leaning on the wall but doesn't look like he's going to pass out immediately.] I told César about Zip. He was so fucking pissed man. Something about how the science doesn't work to build a teleporter like that.

I shoulda told him to go to Hope County and see for himself.