I don't think Pratt's, like, ever been in a... relationship? Period? [Hold on, that can't be true. Pratt was a huge alpha dickhead cop, but he was still a hot cop in the middle of a red state. He had to have had someone....]

...Damn, man, I don't know, actually. Wow. Huh. [Another thing that they both have in common, which is wild.] Eh, it'll be fine. He's def not pissed at you for, uhhhhh, [checks notes/phone, grins,] "railing him against a tree."