I don't think Pratt's, like, ever been in a... relationship? Period? [Hold on, that can't be true. Pratt was a huge alpha dickhead cop, but he was still a hot cop in the middle of a red state. He had to have had someone....]
...Damn, man, I don't know, actually. Wow. Huh. [Another thing that they both have in common, which is wild.] Eh, it'll be fine. He's def not pissed at you for, uhhhhh, [checks notes/phone, grins,] "railing him against a tree."
[ Giles frowns deeply, tilts his head to one side as he tries to run back through the conversation to work out how what seemed obvious to him was apparently new information to Sharky.
Oh. Right, he hasn't been especially clear has he ]
Not like that.
I simply meant the group of people playing 'never have I ever', nothing more than that.
And by "not far enough", I meant for my comfort now. I'm fairly certain we were well and truly away from any risk of casual observers.
[SIGHS with relief.] Oh my God, dude. You cannot do that to me! I was gonna cry, do you see these tears? [He points at his eyes. They aren't even damp, but okay, sure.] I guess I should'a figured someone woulda come got me if there was a goddamn sex-expo happenin' on the beach. [...] Sex-po. You know what I mean. Thank Christ.
[He's never almost regretted sitting around with a fire more.]
Haha, as if I'm not gonna be directly involved. [Although he knows fully well that it really isn't Giles' thing. If it were, they would've made out on the athletics deck for waaaaaay longer than they did.]
Nah, it ain't everyone's bag. I got other outlets for that, anyway, so don't worry, I ain't about to start pressurin' you. [Gently encourage, for SURE. But he knows where the line is for "too far."]
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
no subject
...Damn, man, I don't know, actually. Wow. Huh. [Another thing that they both have in common, which is wild.] Eh, it'll be fine. He's def not pissed at you for, uhhhhh, [checks notes/phone, grins,] "railing him against a tree."
no subject
I suppose I did do that, yes. [ clears his throat ] That is good, though. I'm glad it won't cause further problems.
[...]
Hopefully the next time will be somewhere a little more private.
no subject
[Wait.]
Just... how far into the jungle did you get....???? [The exhibitionist in him desperately needs to know.]
no subject
no subject
[Not that he would have like, watched or anything -- well, not if they said not to!!!!]
...Was Ossie there???
[Son of a bitch if Pratt beat him to a threesome...........]
no subject
No he wasn't. Not for the, hmm, 'main event' as it were. Oswald was far more content to remain part of the crowd.
no subject
There was a CROWD?!
no subject
[ Giles frowns deeply, tilts his head to one side as he tries to run back through the conversation to work out how what seemed obvious to him was apparently new information to Sharky.
Oh. Right, he hasn't been especially clear has he ]
Not like that.
I simply meant the group of people playing 'never have I ever', nothing more than that.
And by "not far enough", I meant for my comfort now. I'm fairly certain we were well and truly away from any risk of casual observers.
no subject
[He's never almost regretted sitting around with a fire more.]
no subject
If not the instigator.]Even at my most inebriated that is not really something I have much interest in.
no subject
Nah, it ain't everyone's bag. I got other outlets for that, anyway, so don't worry, I ain't about to start pressurin' you. [Gently encourage, for SURE. But he knows where the line is for "too far."]