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Charlemagne "Sharky" Victor Boshaw ([personal profile] broshaw) wrote2022-03-31 10:30 pm
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[ic] contact


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theweakhavepurpose: (Thinking)

[personal profile] theweakhavepurpose 2023-08-16 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
[This is weird. So better not think about it!]

oh shit yea
git your NSA approved in writing before he magics you into a waffle iron
u kinda need a prenup on your fucking around
theweakhavepurpose: (Seen too much)

[personal profile] theweakhavepurpose 2023-08-17 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
man can u imagine ossie NOT flirting?
thatd be criminal honestly
the world would lose big time if that happened

the worst part is i was gunna
cuz who better to die then the dead guy whos already died a bunch
taking 1 for the team you kno?
but i totally fuckingn forgot
did u do it?
theweakhavepurpose: (Interrogate)

[personal profile] theweakhavepurpose 2023-08-18 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
sinking ship is kinda lame but what if it was something super cool?
some event horizon shit
also wont the ship sink for reals if it doesnt have power?
isnt that the whole thing?

i dunno
im already dead so guess i kinda dont care enough
thats prob bad but eh

also i think it ate my roommate
were down one cultist
theweakhavepurpose: (Come closer)

[personal profile] theweakhavepurpose 2023-08-19 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
guess lsowly drowning is pretty boring
but then the thing blew up which made it go kinda faster so theres that

yea yea love myself and whatever
im giving you the self respesct to hold so i dont damage it or leave it in my closet or trip and have it fall down a sewer grate

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
that was my first thought
time to shoot his shot rite?
but
i dunno
chriton been super super depresed and moping around and drinking & i dunno if its a good time for him to do that
he did some fucked up shit to arthur in the memory thing which is why they been yelling for months
i dunno if arthur ever got his rebound with john
if he did wasnt in my room
i never walked in on tender mask touching accidentally
theweakhavepurpose: (Let me out)

[personal profile] theweakhavepurpose 2023-08-21 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
ill even pour you a guiness in the fancy way so you get that black and white foamy look where its all perfect & shit

havnt talked to arthur
actually havent seen him in a while hes still around rite?
cuz critno gonna be real fucked if their both gone
im pretty sure he died of sirrhosis already and came back
like maybe we should do an intervention?
theweakhavepurpose: (I'll make them pay)

[personal profile] theweakhavepurpose 2023-08-23 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
maybe we can rope in klaus
he went teetoler recently
so he knows how much it sucks
& also like
hes drinking himself to death but hes also just bringing down the vibe
and as the mayor of bad vibe town we cant let that pass
theweakhavepurpose: (Casual)

[personal profile] theweakhavepurpose 2023-08-24 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
hes married tho
being around the demon king 24/7 has to drain 90% of his energy rite there
no time to drink or nything

yeah maybe we can
i dunno
weaponize his bad vibes
captain needs that yea? so we point him in the rite direction and let em rip and boom lights stay on and laundry machines keep on keepin on
and then back on the ship gottta transform him like a werewolf into good vibes criton
theweakhavepurpose: (The Trials)

[personal profile] theweakhavepurpose 2023-08-25 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
deathscursions makes them sound like your gonna head over to the mosh pit at the warped tour
worst that happens is some juggalo spills faygo on you while offspring plays
unlike here where one of these will probably be putting people in those metal cows they lit on fire in medieval times
or that movie with the bees and nick cage

but your rite things are gonna get mondo depresso real quick
so of course it falls to us
montanas best and brightest
to lighten the mood
theweakhavepurpose: (Leaving)

[personal profile] theweakhavepurpose 2023-08-27 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
ive got the pokemon movie so cant help there
maybe we can ask friday to add a dvd section to the library? libraries have that shit i used to get gamecube games there that i couldnt afford
theres a new tv with a dvd player in the laundry room that didnt used to be there
but it mostly plays static which is creepy

cant believe you got a cursed item
some unlucky RNG there

ughhhhhhhh
your rite they probably will
people do crazy shit when theyre stressed and when they get stuck together
i dont need to tell you ibe seen some shit and we CANNOT let that happen here