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[broshaw]

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[broshaw]

1 + 3 THOUGHT THAT WAS WHAT LUCIUS WAS FOR!!!!!!!

hurk is worldly and shit. hes been places man. hes seen things. founded religions that weren't all about murderin ppl
also???? fuckin LOADED. u kno how much $$$ he made in the himalayas???
bitches love money and they love passports with weird fuckin stamps in em

i did ok on my own ill have u kno pleeeenty of hotties in hc + ajoining counties who liked weed more than passports. stilllll liked the $$$$$ most tho 🪦

[theweakhavepurpose]

i haven't even met him yet!! sides i bring the kind of baggage that isn't 'oh i can fix him' it's more like 'lets leave that out by the recycling and see if maintenance will pick it up and dispose of it.'

true. i bet half of the county couldn't find the himalayas on a map. i bet his own dad couldn't spell it.

hey man, the uniform works real nice until they find out how shitty i get paid. tho thats what the sick car is for...

ok this is depressing. we're losing out to a guy who can talk to monkeys.

[broshaw]

hey man! some ppl are into dumbster divin you never know!

and WTF man can YOU talk to monkeys?????
shit is BALLER AF

[theweakhavepurpose]

🤞 maybe he's a freegan who loves taking stuff out of the garbage.

i can tell wolves what to do. thats kinda better. there's more wolves than monkeys.

also doesnt he have a kid and a girl now? shouldnt you be cleaning up now he's out of the game?

[broshaw]

hes an old tiemy pirate ur probs not the worst hes seen

is it ANY wolves tho or just like some SPECIFIC wolves?
anyway no animals here to talk to at all. not even @ camp

i did pretty ok even tho not a lot of tail post collapse
sorta thinned things out for a hot min
but then ppl started rollin thru + lets just say postapoc chicks loooooooooove party liquor

[theweakhavepurpose]

Never thought having all my own teeth and showering was gonna be my main selling point.

wow okay way to be all judgy here. arent SOME wolves better than NO wolves?
keep that up and if a bunch of wolves show up here im gonna have them piss on all your shit

[broshaw]

makes shit sooooo much easier dude trust me there

bro i am like super sure you cant talk to actual wolves
even if u could like im spiritually on their level???
so they would probably listen 2 me before you

[theweakhavepurpose]

they're sorta wolves. they were wolves anyway.

fuck you that's all i got out of this okay. let me have the stupid judges.

you got to survive the apocalypse and start a business and get post apoc ass. I got stuck in a cage and killed my friends and got crushed by a tree. let me have the fucking wolves.

[broshaw]

FINE
you can have the wolves
🐺🐺🐺🐺
and smiley the shovel
🙂🙂🙂🙂

[theweakhavepurpose]

thats on Eli. i didn't paint that thing.

anyway

im gonna not think about shovels or wolves and go eat my weight in garlic bread.

thanks for the whatever this is.

[broshaw]

you are so welcome bro!!