omg IDR if the arcade has MarioKart but hed probably whip ass at that esp the cool car version i saw there was ddr but my back told me dont u fuckin dare lmao
man there were definitely some smart as fuck dogs out there cap rescued this akita from the highwaymen that was so fuckin smart like boomer kinda but even more had this look in his eye when he watched you like he knew what was goin on and had opinions about it
i bet you some of them survived and like bred a bunch of super dogs fucker was huge i wouldnt put it past him to be part wolf
theres a rip off forza but come on hesnever played a video game before or driven a car. gotta start with the basics aw old man sharky ill bring you snacks and shit if your stuck in bed cuz a storm is coming and your bones hurt
oh sick im gonna pretend it is cuz that makes me feel better a little something good in the bad you know.
lik u need to kno how to drive 2 do good fuckin 9 yos can whip ass at those games cmon hes smart he can handle it also: hilarious if he stalls out and u make him get out to check the engin im just sayin its funny and rewarding on multiple levels
im not fuckin OLD MAN im just fuckin war weary and shit ok
[He refuses to do math to realize how much older he actually is than the old men he used to know. Nobody tell him he's ten years older than Jacob Seed, he couldn't handle it.]
dont remember paris hilton at all. but i nver saw house of wax. so maybe.
rofl
well i hope your giles isnt gonna steal your organs. Heh. pretend i made a real witty organ/dick joke here 🫀🍆💦🤪 im like half hungover from the party and i only had like 4 drinks. not at my dickjoke best rite now.
jfc dude how do u not remember paris hilton that was like the funniest fuckin thing abt the movie she was p good tho i mean def cant sing but shes hot yk
i was kinda distracted okay! it was when i was in NY for training and holy shit are their clubs fucking awesome anyway i went home with someone and it was on in the background so i saw like 30 minutes of it but not 30 consecutive minutes also super high good times
shes not really my type im more all about the merovingian's wife in matrix like fuck also she's fully naked in brotherhood of the wolf and so is the dude from iron chef randomly soemthing for everyone i guess.
its this french movie with subtitles the plot is crazy convoluted and not just cuz you gotta read it but cuz it keeps jumping around all weird basically its about this secret society that has this monster that they think is a werewolf thats killing people and these two guys from america have been hired to figure out whats going on and theres some shit about the pope too? i dunno man but its basically a softcore porn with sword fights like theres a LOT of sex scenes for no reason and a really gratuitous rape scene that also doesnt fit anything thats going on the dude from iron chef does a bunch of karate and hes supposed to be a native american this movie is fucking insane
ooh la la look at you motherfucker reading ur fuckin movies like a goddamn nerd
the french fuckin hate or love the pope tho that guys all over the place in french shit i think hes like the dude on a horse statue in the middle of the eiffle tower or whatever they also looooooooooooove porn man no wonder it was softcore what the fuck did he need karate for i thought this was a monster hunter flick
where TF is the infinite blockbuster w every movie in existence??? sick and tired of reading shit man i wanna get a beer n sit in the theater watch some fuckin bicentennial man or some shit whatever movies they play on cruises
probably whatever plays on TNT at 3am so like the edited for tv lethal weapon turner and hooch dances with wolves thats been edited for commercials and is missing half the movie id even take those shitty hallmark christmas movies at this point literally anything
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esp the cool car version
i saw there was ddr but my back told me dont u fuckin dare lmao
man there were definitely some smart as fuck dogs out there
cap rescued this akita from the highwaymen that was so fuckin smart
like boomer kinda but even more
had this look in his eye when he watched you
like he knew what was goin on and had opinions about it
i bet you some of them survived and like
bred a bunch of super dogs
fucker was huge i wouldnt put it past him to be part wolf
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gotta start with the basics
aw old man sharky
ill bring you snacks and shit if your stuck in bed cuz a storm is coming and your bones hurt
oh sick
im gonna pretend it is cuz that makes me feel better a little
something good in the bad you know.
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fuckin 9 yos can whip ass at those games cmon hes smart he can handle it
also: hilarious if he stalls out and u make him get out to check the engin
im just sayin its funny and rewarding on multiple levels
im not fuckin OLD MAN im just
fuckin war weary and shit
ok
[He refuses to do math to realize how much older he actually is than the old men he used to know. Nobody tell him he's ten years older than Jacob Seed, he couldn't handle it.]
pretend all u want im like
80% sure its facts
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youve been thru the apocalypse man
being old is like a badge of honor
wear it with pride 🎖️
but make sure you wear your corrective shoe insoles and back brace when you do.
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sentimental gay ass motherfucker
just try me
👴🎾🤕
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man everytime i say his name i keep thinking of the dude from buffy like youre in some weird episode of a buffy the vampire slayer porn parody.
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me out here destined for anthony stewart head
get it
HEAD
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youre never allowsd to call me a nerd again.
sigh
yeah sure
that ones pretty good
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and his last name is a sex joke
🙌🎉🏆
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is that really the dude from buffy? like the guy in the leather apron glowy eyes tying people to tables.
fuck. did not see that coming for him.
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good voice tho so makes sense
i think paris hilton gets her face cut off? that happens right
idk maybe that was wax house
TBH all i remember is the part like
ZYDRATE COMES IN A LITTLE GLASS VIAL
a little glass vial?
A LITTLE GLASS VIAL
and the one head song where hes like
whyyyyyy am i the repo guy
this is a bad job and my daughter hates me
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rofl
well i hope your giles isnt gonna steal your organs.
Heh.
pretend i made a real witty organ/dick joke here
🫀🍆💦🤪
im like half hungover from the party and i only had like 4 drinks.
not at my dickjoke best rite now.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
good one
jfc dude how do u not remember paris hilton
that was like the funniest fuckin thing abt the movie
she was p good tho i mean def cant sing but shes hot yk
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it was when i was in NY for training
and holy shit are their clubs fucking awesome
anyway i went home with someone and it was on in the background so i saw like 30 minutes of it
but not 30 consecutive minutes
also super high
good times
shes not really my type
im more all about the merovingian's wife in matrix
like fuck
also she's fully naked in brotherhood of the wolf
and so is the dude from iron chef randomly
soemthing for everyone i guess.
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goddamn we need a movie night on this fuckin ship
JFC
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the plot is crazy convoluted and not just cuz you gotta read it but cuz it keeps jumping around all weird
basically its about this secret society that has this monster that they think is a werewolf thats killing people and these two guys from america have been hired to figure out whats going on
and theres some shit about the pope too?
i dunno man
but its basically a softcore porn with sword fights
like theres a LOT of sex scenes for no reason
and a really gratuitous rape scene that also doesnt fit anything thats going on
the dude from iron chef does a bunch of karate and hes supposed to be a native american
this movie is fucking insane
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the french fuckin hate or love the pope tho that guys all over the place in french shit i think
hes like the dude on a horse statue in the middle of the eiffle tower or whatever
they also looooooooooooove porn man no wonder it was softcore
what the fuck did he need karate for i thought this was a monster hunter flick
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it was weird man
and i have no clue but it didn't work out for him because he brought karate to a gun fight
man
it sucks we have a library and not a blockbuster.
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where TF is the infinite blockbuster w every movie in existence???
sick and tired of reading shit man i wanna get a beer n sit in the theater
watch some fuckin bicentennial man or some shit
whatever movies they play on cruises
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so like
the edited for tv lethal weapon
turner and hooch
dances with wolves thats been edited for commercials and is missing half the movie
id even take those shitty hallmark christmas movies at this point
literally anything
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royalty free musicals
horror movies but w all the kills cut out
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aight. if you dont hear from me tomorrow assume gway got me
gonna see if i can get some sleep before my roommate comes home
if he does get me ill see if hell autograph the brick for you.