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[broshaw]

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Comments

[theweakhavepurpose]

man
i am so fucking sorry that like 3 people need to keep an eye out for me
thats fucking balls

but yeah
i will text you

and you can practice your hot post apoc mom vibes on gway

[broshaw]

ur talkin to a dude who had a court mandated therapist AND a po checkin in on me every fuckin week
i get it bein watched bc ur at risk suuuuucks
but ya it takes a village sometimes

promise man i got ur back and will continue 2 have it. HC4L



also fuck u i dont gotta practice shit my hot mom vibes are top notch

[theweakhavepurpose]

youre the best sharky
thanks
...
and other gay shit

does that mean you always have snacks in your purse?

[broshaw]

fondle my balls a LITTLE before gettin sentimental on me jeez

its called a satchel

[theweakhavepurpose]

wow excuse me for wanting some pre-game cuddles before putting my hands down your pants

so thats a yes to the snacks then?

[broshaw]

man u sure are a needy fuck arent you????

i got months old fruit leather n some melted gummy bears
right in there next to my magnum condom for my monster dong

[theweakhavepurpose]

im gonna make you buy me breakfast too
and use your shower before i leave

damn none of thsoe strawberry candies?

[ He's not gonna say it, but magnum condom jokes only work if you don't actually NEED magnum condoms.]

[broshaw]

was gonna make a hair drain joke but i think im way harrier than you now

just one but the wrapper came off. wrapped it back up but IDK man u gotta risk it

[theweakhavepurpose]

this is about as good as my beard gets
patchy af
lost the genetic lottery on that one

aight keep your lint candy to yourself
im gonna get more ice cream