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Charlemagne "Sharky" Victor Boshaw ([personal profile] broshaw) wrote2022-03-31 10:30 pm
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[personal profile] theweakhavepurpose 2022-09-21 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
sharkys gator emporium & brewery
get your gators and guzzle your gin in a one stop shop
drive through open now.

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[personal profile] theweakhavepurpose 2022-09-22 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
i dunno about florida
hot
humid
swamps?
disneyworld costs about $8million for a 2-day pass

i dunno where id go
theres some baller clubs in NY and SF tho
like
hardcore amazing

maybe i can be the guy who helicopters people over the grand canyon while some boring ass tour guide tells them about how many years it took for the dirt to pile up
and then in the off season just live in some city and get so much tail
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[personal profile] theweakhavepurpose 2022-09-22 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
when did u unlock all this secret disney knowledge?
Wtf is kn the island they gotta protect? walts head in a jar?.

yeah that'sthe problem. need 2 find one that isnt blown up or about to be & where i can live my big gay fantasies
Gotta be a few like that tho rite?
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[personal profile] theweakhavepurpose 2022-09-23 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
i think this marks the 1st time in my life someone has told me to spend MORE time online
i cant watch that urbanex shit it makes me anxious cuz the whole time im waiting for them to fall down an abandoned elevator shaft and break their leg and then someone like me has to fly paramedics in and rescue them
like when i had to fly out that tourist who climbed down a mineshaft for some fucking reason and then got lost and trapped.

is that what being an adult is?
ruining youtube videos for me cuz of my job

& theres no way thats a nuclear test site under that bubble thing
if it was everyone who went there would be getting irradiated and all the employees would die
for everything zip was totally right about there were 5 things that were total BS

mb we need 2 go to 100 years in the future
when society is back
and we can be vintage and desirable collectors items.
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[personal profile] theweakhavepurpose 2022-09-24 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
what do we have to do to get a movie night and maybe some cat videos?

i dunno i guess they think they're invincible outside of where they live? i wouldnt go crawling down a dark fucking hole in the ground
what are they gonna find? an old timey pickaxe?

have u talked to tendi? green lady?
cuz the future sounds kinda balls in some ways
theres apparently a whole society that tortures people to say hello
shit is fucking weird.
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[personal profile] theweakhavepurpose 2022-09-26 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
holodeck sounds fucking awesome when it works though
anytime you want can just go to the beach in tahiti
you could go to that lavaflow in hawaii and chuck things into the lava and watch them burn like that video of someone trying to cook chef boyardee in a volcano

tho i bet its like all those sci fi movies where people get addicted to it and cant tell reality from the holodeck anymore
or spend all their time in it and starve to death.
itd be bad somehow - everything ends up that way
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[personal profile] theweakhavepurpose 2022-09-27 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
try and find the timeline where joseph is a smoothie salesman, john sells used cars, jacob works at cabelas and faith is just that awkward girl whos always naked in the bar parking lot for some reason?

good fucking luck.

but if you find it lemme know.