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Charlemagne "Sharky" Victor Boshaw ([personal profile] broshaw) wrote2022-03-31 10:30 pm
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[ic] contact


"We're sorry, no one is available to take your call. At the tone, please record your message."
[text/call/actionspam]
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[personal profile] ring_for_giles 2022-09-21 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Sharky,

It cannot be used to conjure conscious beings so there will be no mice, singing, fat, or otherwise.

Although if you'd like to be Cinderella, I could just as easily make you a lovely gown and a pair of glass slippers. All of which will of course disappear at the stroke of midnight.
Whether that's by magic or a far more physical process is entirely up to you.

Giles
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[personal profile] ring_for_giles 2022-09-22 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
Sharky,

I'm perfectly capable of exercising restraint when I want to, and think it would be far more enjoyable to make you squirm until midnight.

We can see just how long it takes for either you or Oswald to crack.

Giles
ring_for_giles: (conspiring)

[personal profile] ring_for_giles 2022-09-22 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
Sharky,

I wouldn't be so sure of that.

Giles

P.S. I believe Oswald is about to attempt to defend his honour.
ring_for_giles: (considering)

[personal profile] ring_for_giles 2022-09-23 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Sharky,

It's a habit Oswald picked up from a misunderstanding of how mobile telephones worked, and now he's been told it's endearing too many times to ever stop.

Don't you worry, we've done plenty of resolving.
But everyone must take a moment to breathe eventually.

Giles
ring_for_giles: (conspiring)

[personal profile] ring_for_giles 2022-09-25 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
Sharky,

That's how we wrote telegrams when they were still commonplace. The practice started during the war, I believe, as a full word is far less likely to be lost in the conversion from radio code to writing than a single mark.


Certainly more than that, but I stopped counting quite some time ago.

Giles
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[personal profile] ring_for_giles 2022-09-25 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Sharky,

Almost. He was quite audibly surprised, and demanded why I hadn't told him.

He's also rather occupied with it now.

Giles