[Sharky memorizes those exact words to the best of his ability, so he can pull it out whenever Pratt starts feeling hopeless. something worth sticking this out for, no matter how bad it gets, no matter how easy it might feel to just stop being here.
he doesn't even know if that's how it really works, but he believes it, and that's good enough.]
Man, that's gay as fuck. Love that for you. [he finally disarms himself from Pratt and makes moves to climb to his feet.] Alright, man. Let's get you to bed. You wanna crash in my room? Joan, uhhh, hasn't been around lately. Pretty sure she's not gonna mind.
[he's not SAYING she disappeared, but he's like 99% sure she did.]
God I'm gonna be sooooooooooooooooooooooooo gay man. Hang one of those flags from my window I don't even fucking care. Though boobs are good too. Women are pretty. Guys are great. I want all the things. Is there a flag for that?
[Pratt's sexual identity is: yes please.]
Yeah your room is probably better, in case I wake up super hungover and like fall onto John. Squash him. [There is no way he's not hungover tomorrow.]
You're the best Sharky. Love you in a non homo way. Lots of homo but not with you.
[Oh yeah, it's time for the drunken love fest of Pratt reciting his platonic love for Sharky the whole way back to his room.]
Yeah, it's, uhhhhhh... [its been almost 20 years since he had to think about pride flags] Piiink, purple blue? I think? Or pink yellow blue? Yeah. One of those.
[he only remembers those and the bear pride flag. that one he just remembers because there's a bear paw on it.]
Awww, bud. Love you too. Let's get you to bed before you start regretting how much you drank. Save that shit for tomorrow. [he'll even forgo the no homo jokes this time!]
S'good. I'll get 'em all and then when people question me I can just be like? Wanna bet? And then you know.. everyone goes home happy.
[Sure that's what would happen when people ask what the 20 flags he has means. But that's for future Pratt when he's not on this boat, and definitely when he's not white boy wasted over a guy who's dick he never even got to see much less ride. He's just going to be continue to tell Sharky how great he is before faceplanting into his couch and not moving for the next 12-hours. A good time was had by all.]
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he doesn't even know if that's how it really works, but he believes it, and that's good enough.]
Man, that's gay as fuck. Love that for you. [he finally disarms himself from Pratt and makes moves to climb to his feet.] Alright, man. Let's get you to bed. You wanna crash in my room? Joan, uhhh, hasn't been around lately. Pretty sure she's not gonna mind.
[he's not SAYING she disappeared, but he's like 99% sure she did.]
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[Pratt's sexual identity is: yes please.]
Yeah your room is probably better, in case I wake up super hungover and like fall onto John. Squash him. [There is no way he's not hungover tomorrow.]
You're the best Sharky. Love you in a non homo way. Lots of homo but not with you.
[Oh yeah, it's time for the drunken love fest of Pratt reciting his platonic love for Sharky the whole way back to his room.]
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[he only remembers those and the bear pride flag. that one he just remembers because there's a bear paw on it.]
Awww, bud. Love you too. Let's get you to bed before you start regretting how much you drank. Save that shit for tomorrow. [he'll even forgo the no homo jokes this time!]
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[Sure that's what would happen when people ask what the 20 flags he has means. But that's for future Pratt when he's not on this boat, and definitely when he's not white boy wasted over a guy who's dick he never even got to see much less ride. He's just going to be continue to tell Sharky how great he is before faceplanting into his couch and not moving for the next 12-hours. A good time was had by all.]