Yes, we are indeed. In fact, you gave Oswald more than a few rather interesting ideas when you last spoke to him that could be quite enjoyable to pursue should you wish to.
No secrets this time, you are welcome to tell Deputy Pratt if you so wish. Especially if it will render him less likely to cause me harm.
Magical... Yes, I suppose in times past I would have described it thus.
Although it did not quite go the way I'd planned, it felt as though there were no other way it could have gone. We danced, and he sang, and all the pieces fell into place one after the other until the picture we'd each had only one part of finally became whole.
I don't think Oswald believed it to be truly real until the next morning. I'm still not sure I believe it to be real.
wow now that is romantic as fuck some hot fuckin shit 2 i bet LOL TBH i get it yall been doin this dubass shit 4 90+years gonna take a sec rite gotta like recalibrate
wait r u still his valet??? pwr dynamics get weird man b careful
It is something we discussed. I certainly won't be paid for it anymore – not that I could be here anyway – but I am thankfully allowed to resume some of my duties, under the strict proviso that I stop if it becomes mere obligation.
You're right to be concerned, and I thank you for it, Oswald and I have more complexity than a simple power dynamic between us, however I think – I hope we shall be able to navigate whatever comes together.
so weird tryin 2 imagne u foldin clothes n ironin n w/e else fakestraights do but like baron von gikkingen w/ fangs and cat eyes n shit if he leaves shit lyin around do u do the creepy wind thing like make him scared of what ur gonna do to that silk shirt if it inst picked up ASAP
wat are fangs supposed 2 b good 4 seam rippin or somethin actually NVM dont answer if u dont wanna kno that shits DE PRESS ING + wayyyy better things 2 talk abt
like how ur tryin 2 talk shit abt TB to me the guy who keeps that place restockin on the daily ossie probs looks great in leisurewear rockin the 1/2 unbuttoned linen tropical shirts + white pants combo mb u just need 2 open ur own mind up 2 the possibilities!!!!
Sharky
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I have considered the possibilities and found them unacceptable. I cannot fault your choice of wardrobe given you have lived only in a time when "fast fashion" and predominantly synthetic fabrics are the norm, but Oswald deserves finer things.
Giles
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OUCH damn man rite thru the heart!! YK this shits premium leisurewear 4 rich dignified gentlemen rite??? only dudes who own their own boats wear tb! id fit in at any country club in FL
LMFAO nah im happy w the tb life but every1 knos its not worth $$$$ overpriced bs but its free n my 1st set of clothes uhhhhhhhhhh postapoc is gross man i needed out ASAP
That I can understand, Oswald and I spent a month living on charity when we first returned. Clean and undamaged clothing is far more important than other considerations.
Perhaps I should hedgespin you something nicer, so you can know just what you're missing out on.
first time someons wanted to dress me up count me in but theres gonna b cinderella refs all up in here im gonna be so fuckin disapointed if theres no singin or fat mice or fat singin mice
It cannot be used to conjure conscious beings so there will be no mice, singing, fat, or otherwise.
Although if you'd like to be Cinderella, I could just as easily make you a lovely gown and a pair of glass slippers. All of which will of course disappear at the stroke of midnight. Whether that's by magic or a far more physical process is entirely up to you.
LOL at u thinkin ud last til midnight bf bein overcome w animal lust 4 my sexy curves probs make ossie jealous enough 2 interrupt jealous of u obvi since u keep gettin dibs on all of this sweet mt action n he just has 2 hear abt it
OMG hes pretendin its a telagram adorbs wow yall built for each toher LMFAO u 2 gotta have better things 2 do than dblteam me thru text 90 yrs of ust aint gonna work itself out
It's a habit Oswald picked up from a misunderstanding of how mobile telephones worked, and now he's been told it's endearing too many times to ever stop.
Don't you worry, we've done plenty of resolving. But everyone must take a moment to breathe eventually.
That's how we wrote telegrams when they were still commonplace. The practice started during the war, I believe, as a full word is far less likely to be lost in the conversion from radio code to writing than a single mark.
Certainly more than that, but I stopped counting quite some time ago.
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Yes, we are indeed. In fact, you gave Oswald more than a few rather interesting ideas when you last spoke to him that could be quite enjoyable to pursue should you wish to.
No secrets this time, you are welcome to tell Deputy Pratt if you so wish. Especially if it will render him less likely to cause me harm.
Giles
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fuckin bet on it babe
ossies hot as fuck if h'es DTF sOOOo am i
but 1st contrats on brakin the 90 yrs of longing it better been magical
like metaphoricle magical not LITERAL magic
ugh
YKWIM
Sharky
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Magical...
Yes, I suppose in times past I would have described it thus.
Although it did not quite go the way I'd planned, it felt as though there were no other way it could have gone.
We danced, and he sang, and all the pieces fell into place one after the other until the picture we'd each had only one part of finally became whole.
I don't think Oswald believed it to be truly real until the next morning.
I'm still not sure I believe it to be real.
Giles
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wow now that is romantic as fuck
some hot fuckin shit 2 i bet LOL
TBH i get it yall been doin this dubass shit 4 90+years
gonna take a sec rite
gotta like
recalibrate
wait r u still his valet??? pwr dynamics get weird man b careful
Sharky
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It is something we discussed. I certainly won't be paid for it anymore – not that I could be here anyway – but I am thankfully allowed to resume some of my duties, under the strict proviso that I stop if it becomes mere obligation.
You're right to be concerned, and I thank you for it, Oswald and I have more complexity than a simple power dynamic between us, however I think – I hope we shall be able to navigate whatever comes together.
Giles
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so weird tryin 2 imagne u foldin clothes n ironin n w/e else fakestraights do but like
baron von gikkingen w/ fangs and cat eyes n shit
if he leaves shit lyin around do u do the creepy wind thing like
make him scared of what ur gonna do to that silk shirt if it inst picked up ASAP
Sharky
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I cannot see how it could be difficult to imagine, the changes to my form were largely made to improve my work.
Oswald is well aware what articles of clothing he need fear for, he knows better than to leave such things anywhere visible.
Giles
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wat are fangs supposed 2 b good 4 seam rippin or somethin
actually NVM dont answer if u dont wanna
kno that shits DE PRESS ING
+ wayyyy better things 2 talk abt
like how ur tryin 2 talk shit abt TB to me
the guy who keeps that place restockin on the daily
ossie probs looks great in leisurewear
rockin the 1/2 unbuttoned linen tropical shirts + white pants combo
mb u just need 2 open ur own mind up 2 the possibilities!!!!
Sharky
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I have considered the possibilities and found them unacceptable.
I cannot fault your choice of wardrobe given you have lived only in a time when "fast fashion" and predominantly synthetic fabrics are the norm, but Oswald deserves finer things.
Giles
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OUCH damn man rite thru the heart!!
YK this shits premium leisurewear 4 rich dignified gentlemen rite???
only dudes who own their own boats wear tb! id fit in at any country club in FL
LMFAO nah im happy w the tb life but every1 knos its not worth $$$$
overpriced bs but its free n my 1st set of clothes uhhhhhhhhhh
postapoc is gross man i needed out ASAP
🙏🙏praise tommy bahama🙏🙏
Sharky
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That I can understand, Oswald and I spent a month living on charity when we first returned. Clean and undamaged clothing is far more important than other considerations.
Perhaps I should hedgespin you something nicer, so you can know just what you're missing out on.
Giles
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ooooooooooh shit didnt even think abt that ya that tracks
hedgespin is a fancy way 2 say "magick up some georgia armani" rite
Sharky
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NOT THE STATE. THE DESIGNER.
Sharky
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It is more complicated than that, but in essence; yes, that is what I mean.
Giles
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first time someons wanted to dress me up count me in
but theres gonna b cinderella refs all up in here
im gonna be so fuckin disapointed if theres no singin or fat mice
or fat singin mice
Sharky
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It cannot be used to conjure conscious beings so there will be no mice, singing, fat, or otherwise.
Although if you'd like to be Cinderella, I could just as easily make you a lovely gown and a pair of glass slippers. All of which will of course disappear at the stroke of midnight.
Whether that's by magic or a far more physical process is entirely up to you.
Giles
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LOL at u thinkin ud last til midnight bf bein overcome w animal lust 4 my sexy curves
probs make ossie jealous enough 2 interrupt
jealous of u obvi since u keep gettin dibs on all of this sweet mt action n he just has 2 hear abt it
Sharky
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I'm perfectly capable of exercising restraint when I want to, and think it would be far more enjoyable to make you squirm until midnight.
We can see just how long it takes for either you or Oswald to crack.
Giles
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bet he breakes before i do
Sharky
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I wouldn't be so sure of that.
Giles
P.S. I believe Oswald is about to attempt to defend his honour.
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OMG hes pretendin its a telagram
adorbs wow yall built for each toher LMFAO
u 2 gotta have better things 2 do than dblteam me thru text
90 yrs of ust aint gonna work itself out
Sharky
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It's a habit Oswald picked up from a misunderstanding of how mobile telephones worked, and now he's been told it's endearing too many times to ever stop.
Don't you worry, we've done plenty of resolving.
But everyone must take a moment to breathe eventually.
Giles
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ya its p cute he spells out punctuation lmfao
lucky he didnt do morse code
...---...
yk???
5th or 6th wind???
Sharky
[yes he knows the morse code for SOS. what else was he going to tap out on the radio when the receiver died???]
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That's how we wrote telegrams when they were still commonplace. The practice started during the war, I believe, as a full word is far less likely to be lost in the conversion from radio code to writing than a single mark.
Certainly more than that, but I stopped counting quite some time ago.
Giles
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god ur such a nerd so fuckin adorbs
also b real
did he drop his phone when he saw that pic
yes i kno ur tellin him i asked IDGAF
Sharky
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