i do things!!! i hang out!! i cant help it if i have 2 much clothes + lost where i put it lucky i didnt fuckin was hit LMFAO j/k j/k i just chuck shit overbord when im done w it
u WERE dead but ur alive NOW bc otherwise clarke wouldnt have murked u u kno u dont gotta eat meat 4 protiens u need like kinwa keenoah??? fuckin that gross beanrice shit vegans eat shit eats ome fuckin nuts man just not sweaty pirate ones
nothing i dont think stede has been weird recently too guess some pirate shit happened that i dont know about maybe i should go see if he wants to stab me again if thatll cheer him up
go ask friday for one tell her its for morale and mental stability captain needs emotions yeah? youll give him a shitload burning your used clothes
i fucking wish bro pretty sure id manage to make being into something lame like candle wax super fucking weird you have full permission to kinkshame me
shes at a desk that says guest services that's gotta be for requests yeah? meant to ask the captain about a waterslide but forgot cuz steven had a whole existental crisis
im not gonna kinkshame u but im gonna express srs concern if u get too weird yk hurk was into that candyguro shit for like .5 secs back in the day thought that was weird now its like barely top 20
oh shit u talked 2 the captn?? wat happened 2 steven??
i have no idea what candy guro is like i know what candy is and what guro is but combined i dont know what that would even be
yea we tried to tag team him into letting the people who wanna go home go and keep the rest of us here all content like he wasnt into it also think i kinda nerded out on him and he doesnt like me much anymore steven flipped out because the captain told him hes a copy of the actual version of him and i was trying to talk him back down cuz obvs hes real cuz we can see him and interact with him so who cares if were all duplicates but then the captain went all claymation satan trying to unsettle steven surprised he didn't pass the fuck out
rly cartoony guro art w sparkles + candybars + shit it wasnt that bad or anythin but the art wsa awful guess i just got better standrds
LMFAO u nerded out so bad the devil was like no thx thats a badge of honor man oh thats wats up???? ok makes sense TBH like a multiverse or smthn man he needs 2 get laid so he can learn 2 relax
ohit was extreme nerdom before you go laughing so hard ican hear it down the hall he brought up pokemon first so i offered him a holo charizard in exchange cuz i havw one in my house back home and fucker already has one that was a quality trade too Asshole but ywah i uh He said i talk in obscure media referenxes or somethjng like that.
IDK man ppl are fuckin weird they get all like u said w steven extistential n shit they start thinkin its hopeless bc theyre not who they thot they were but its like... ur still u rite just in a diff situation like an au fanfic or smthn IDK y ppl freak out abt that stuff the fuck do i care abt other sharkys sharkies??? w/e im the only me that matters 2 me n ur the only u that matters soooo heres hopin they can b not dumb abt it 😶
yea theres that too no one gonna believe the crazy guy telling them something even crazier you should see the shit i get if i mention i died back home like id make up something as lame as getting crushed by a tree
u cant b the only dead dude on board gotta b some other guys out there who ate it before wakin up here get yall together mb u can have a group therapy sesh
ppl r fuckin dumb man glad were at least 2 smart 4 this to bother us
Clara is we started a club with jackets and a secret handshake your not invited
were having our galaxy brain moment here nothing we do matters cuz we are different versions of us so we should live it up gonna make this the best pleasure cruise ever.
i dunno about florida hot humid swamps? disneyworld costs about $8million for a 2-day pass
i dunno where id go theres some baller clubs in NY and SF tho like hardcore amazing
maybe i can be the guy who helicopters people over the grand canyon while some boring ass tour guide tells them about how many years it took for the dirt to pile up and then in the off season just live in some city and get so much tail
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getting invited to tea and crumpets with the captain?
its cuz im dead
and if i werent im not eating any protein so
no power gainz here
never gunna be a lifter
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i hang out!!
i cant help it if i have 2 much clothes + lost where i put it
lucky i didnt fuckin was hit
LMFAO j/k j/k i just chuck shit overbord when im done w it
u WERE dead
but ur alive NOW
bc otherwise clarke wouldnt have murked u
u kno u dont gotta eat meat 4 protiens u need like
kinwa
keenoah???
fuckin that gross beanrice shit vegans eat
shit eats ome fuckin nuts man
just not sweaty pirate ones
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fuck i dont know how thats spelled
i barely know how its said
and im not eating that shit it feels like chewing sand
working on expanding into multiple sweaty pirates
but hes fuckign avoiding me
dont worry
gonna get that protein somehow 😈
nyway
gimmie tamagotchi when you find it
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y???? watd u do to him????
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stede has been weird recently too
guess some pirate shit happened that i dont know about
maybe i should go see if he wants to stab me again if thatll cheer him up
go ask friday for one tell her its for morale
and mental stability
captain needs emotions yeah? youll give him a shitload burning your used clothes
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guess its ok if its consentual but DAMn man
pls get like 1 vanilla ass kink as a form of self care
im beggin u
u think friday makes that shit happpen
cos i got like a list of things we need
mb shes got a suggestion box or smthn
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pretty sure id manage to make being into something lame like candle wax super fucking weird
you have full permission to kinkshame me
shes at a desk that says guest services that's gotta be for requests yeah?
meant to ask the captain about a waterslide but forgot cuz steven had a whole existental crisis
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but im gonna express srs concern if u get too weird
yk hurk was into that candyguro shit for like .5 secs back in the day
thought that was weird now its like barely top 20
oh shit u talked 2 the captn??
wat happened 2 steven??
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like i know what candy is and what guro is
but combined i dont know what that would even be
yea we tried to tag team him into letting the people who wanna go home go and keep the rest of us here all content like
he wasnt into it
also think i kinda nerded out on him and he doesnt like me much anymore
steven flipped out because the captain told him hes a copy of the actual version of him
and i was trying to talk him back down cuz obvs hes real cuz we can see him and interact with him so who cares if were all duplicates
but then the captain went all claymation satan trying to unsettle steven
surprised he didn't pass the fuck out
anyway
it didnt work
and no waterslide.
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it wasnt that bad or anythin but the art wsa awful
guess i just got better standrds
LMFAO u nerded out so bad the devil was like no thx
thats a badge of honor man
oh thats wats up???? ok makes sense TBH
like a multiverse or smthn
man he needs 2 get laid so he can learn 2 relax
aww damn
guess askin fridays prbly easier.........
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before you go laughing so hard ican hear it down the hall
he brought up pokemon first so i offered him a holo charizard in exchange cuz i havw one in my house back home and fucker already has one
that was a quality trade too
Asshole
but ywah
i uh
He said i talk in obscure media referenxes or somethjng like that.
i tried man.
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IT'S FUCKIN POKEMON!!!!!!
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but nah
No go
not sure where 2 go from there tho
like whatsnext step if were weird clones?
not 4 me, im not gojng anywhere
but trying to help every1 else out
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what CAN we do abt it
it is wat it is rite??
all i kno is u dont wanna tell ppl theyre clones
clones always turn evil + we dont wanna give any1 any ideas
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unless hes lying
which could be
but doesnt really get him anything if he is cept steven having a meltdown
man im already the evil clone
how much worse can it get?
u think people will just snap and start killing each other?
be just like home.
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they get all like u said w steven
extistential n shit
they start thinkin its hopeless bc theyre not who they thot they were
but its like... ur still u rite
just in a diff situation
like an au fanfic or smthn
IDK y ppl freak out abt that stuff
the fuck do i care abt other sharkys
sharkies???
w/e
im the only me that matters 2 me n ur the only u that matters soooo
heres hopin they can b not dumb abt it 😶
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i guess people will be fucking weird huh
i thought thatw as gonna be a steven thing
but your rite
its gonna be a lot of people
are we the well adjusted ones?
is that whats happening here?
because fuckin a if htats the case.
maybe i just wont tell anyone. keep it secret. keep it safe.
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i mean ppl probs aint even gbonna believe u if u tell em
we dont got proof of it
its just like wat the capt said n nobody believes him
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no one gonna believe the crazy guy telling them something even crazier
you should see the shit i get if i mention i died back home
like id make up something as lame as getting crushed by a tree
whatevs
not our problem
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gotta b some other guys out there who ate it before wakin up here
get yall together mb u can have a group therapy sesh
ppl r fuckin dumb man
glad were at least 2 smart 4 this to bother us
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we started a club with jackets and a secret handshake
your not invited
were having our galaxy brain moment here
nothing we do matters cuz we are different versions of us
so we should live it up
gonna make this the best pleasure cruise ever.
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start my gator farm 4 real
other sharkys gonna regret not gettin eaten by a ghost ship
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get your gators and guzzle your gin in a one stop shop
drive through open now.
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u want in on this buddy??? gonna make $$$$$$$
gator farm gin speakeasy + designer handbags
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hot
humid
swamps?
disneyworld costs about $8million for a 2-day pass
i dunno where id go
theres some baller clubs in NY and SF tho
like
hardcore amazing
maybe i can be the guy who helicopters people over the grand canyon while some boring ass tour guide tells them about how many years it took for the dirt to pile up
and then in the off season just live in some city and get so much tail
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