lucius??? cool pirate dude thinks we're in hell hes cute like sorta twinkish??? bigass mutton chops does this thing with his hip like 💃 IDK how to explain just trust me u will see also IDK if he needs help LOL his approach is 🧨
he talks like he owns a mansion in a really old doctor who episode. like the guy who accidentally has a bunch of aliens as servants and is too haughty to notice.
when did this turn into one of those sandals pleasure cruises they advertise on skinemax? i was totes unprepared.
its pretty fuckin rad right???? ppl here have like crazy weird standards so i can clean up for once w/o worryin about hurk fuckin things up bein all interestin and shit
hurk is worldly and shit. hes been places man. hes seen things. founded religions that weren't all about murderin ppl also???? fuckin LOADED. u kno how much $$$ he made in the himalayas??? bitches love money and they love passports with weird fuckin stamps in em
i did ok on my own ill have u kno pleeeenty of hotties in hc + ajoining counties who liked weed more than passports. stilllll liked the $$$$$ most tho 🪦
i haven't even met him yet!! sides i bring the kind of baggage that isn't 'oh i can fix him' it's more like 'lets leave that out by the recycling and see if maintenance will pick it up and dispose of it.'
true. i bet half of the county couldn't find the himalayas on a map. i bet his own dad couldn't spell it.
hey man, the uniform works real nice until they find out how shitty i get paid. tho thats what the sick car is for...
ok this is depressing. we're losing out to a guy who can talk to monkeys.
hes an old tiemy pirate ur probs not the worst hes seen
is it ANY wolves tho or just like some SPECIFIC wolves? anyway no animals here to talk to at all. not even @ camp
i did pretty ok even tho not a lot of tail post collapse sorta thinned things out for a hot min but then ppl started rollin thru + lets just say postapoc chicks loooooooooove party liquor
Never thought having all my own teeth and showering was gonna be my main selling point.
wow okay way to be all judgy here. arent SOME wolves better than NO wolves? keep that up and if a bunch of wolves show up here im gonna have them piss on all your shit
bro i am like super sure you cant talk to actual wolves even if u could like im spiritually on their level??? so they would probably listen 2 me before you
fuck you that's all i got out of this okay. let me have the stupid judges.
you got to survive the apocalypse and start a business and get post apoc ass. I got stuck in a cage and killed my friends and got crushed by a tree. let me have the fucking wolves.
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hes cute like sorta twinkish??? bigass mutton chops does this thing with his hip like
💃 IDK how to explain just trust me u will see
also IDK if he needs help LOL his approach is 🧨
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some guy wearing a bunch of lace and fluffy stuff basically said he needed some companionship or something and he's gonna send him my way.
this shit is fucking surreal man. i didn't know what 2 say so i think i accepted? this will be ⚠️⚠️☢️☣️💀
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at least 3
does he talk like he's from fake australia????? think i know that guy
probs just bein a bro...
TBH lucius seems like hes got what auntie a called a 💦voracious appetite💦
but he steps off if u ask so just like. be chill + boundaried
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when did this turn into one of those sandals pleasure cruises they advertise on skinemax? i was totes unprepared.
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taht tracks tho
its pretty fuckin rad right???? ppl here have like crazy weird standards so i can clean up for once w/o worryin about hurk fuckin things up bein all interestin and shit
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1. fuck you
2. that's a great ass description
3. also fuck you.
dude the fact you lost out to hurk is a travesty. no offense to you guys being family but he didn't get the good genes.
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hurk is worldly and shit. hes been places man. hes seen things. founded religions that weren't all about murderin ppl
also???? fuckin LOADED. u kno how much $$$ he made in the himalayas???
bitches love money and they love passports with weird fuckin stamps in em
i did ok on my own ill have u kno pleeeenty of hotties in hc + ajoining counties who liked weed more than passports. stilllll liked the $$$$$ most tho 🪦
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true. i bet half of the county couldn't find the himalayas on a map. i bet his own dad couldn't spell it.
hey man, the uniform works real nice until they find out how shitty i get paid. tho thats what the sick car is for...
ok this is depressing. we're losing out to a guy who can talk to monkeys.
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and WTF man can YOU talk to monkeys?????
shit is BALLER AF
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i can tell wolves what to do. thats kinda better. there's more wolves than monkeys.
also doesnt he have a kid and a girl now? shouldnt you be cleaning up now he's out of the game?
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is it ANY wolves tho or just like some SPECIFIC wolves?
anyway no animals here to talk to at all. not even @ camp
i did pretty ok even tho not a lot of tail post collapse
sorta thinned things out for a hot min
but then ppl started rollin thru + lets just say postapoc chicks loooooooooove party liquor
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wow okay way to be all judgy here. arent SOME wolves better than NO wolves?
keep that up and if a bunch of wolves show up here im gonna have them piss on all your shit
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bro i am like super sure you cant talk to actual wolves
even if u could like im spiritually on their level???
so they would probably listen 2 me before you
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fuck you that's all i got out of this okay. let me have the stupid judges.
you got to survive the apocalypse and start a business and get post apoc ass. I got stuck in a cage and killed my friends and got crushed by a tree. let me have the fucking wolves.
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you can have the wolves
🐺🐺🐺🐺
and smiley the shovel
🙂🙂🙂🙂
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anyway
im gonna not think about shovels or wolves and go eat my weight in garlic bread.
thanks for the whatever this is.
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