[Pratt's groan can definitely be heard down the hall.]
he better not fucking be there when im balls deep in lucius thats literally nightmare fuel bro like thats awful
wow. so confident in me shes not here most of the time and she has one of those boards like in the veterans center that has a bunch of pictures and red string so kinda busy with that to notice me being a mess
shout out to the ghosts cleaning up so she never wakes up to a room covered in blood theyre the real mvps here.
[Personally, he would love to see John Seed crying in the corner while he was railing some hot piece of ass. Really stick it to that sack of shit for acting like he was better than everybody else. Whatever! Pratt has mad issues, unlike Sharky, who clearly has none.]
how many fuckin times have u been bleeding all over ur room???
[ Sharky is deluding himself if he doesn't think John would spend the whole time making snide critiques before getting aggressively and uncomfortably into it and whispering suggestions right in Sharky's ear.
Unless that's what he's hoping for in which case Pratt doesn't wanna know.]
a couple maybe uh 3 also the dude who stabbed me wants me to be a pirate now so thats a thing hope i get cool loot
better me than someone else! him stabbing me means he didnt stab anyone else cuz he thought we were all ghosts or something & i can take it so might as well use all that shitty training for somehting useful rite?
yeah that guy someone said he sounds like me in reverse. which that tracks.
ig idk man i just feel like maybe we shouldnt be fuckin stabbin each other but everbodys got fuckin knives on em 4 some reason!!! w/e man just lmk if u need another set of stitches those were like the best i ever did
ok got it dont wanna accidentally get fuckin skewered im not cut out for that shit man but i hope u become a pirate dude thatll b awesome
its not like i want to be stabhjng people you know & probs cuz everyone is paranoid of everyone else all from different worlds & shit
you met the green lady in the infirmary? went down there to grt bandages and she was dojng inventory i think she has some future tech thing that can fix scars!!! cant even see the stab wound anymore Shits fucking awesome man.
TRU TRU soz guess im just figurin if i die i die yk
DUDE are you kiddin me??? thats cool i bet thats gonna make it easier for u to flex in front of the pool does it work on old scars i got a couple on my lower back that look like bacne scars but they arent soddering accident actually
yeah it does old ones too she got rid of all of mine except the one down the front because well it feels sorta weird to go through months of torture and look all normal? like why am i still fucked up i look fine! so like kept that one which she thought was weird but whatever
how the fuck did you injure your BACK when soldering? what the hell were you doing?
[Oh he is absolutely not dealing with the emotions seeing that text brings him, nope, not today buddy.]
gay 🫂
that ones the most fucked up one ig it makes sense tho like dysphoric and shit she can go suck a dick man its a badass scar represents ur trauma n shit u can always get it removed later if u want but puttin it back is uhhh A LOT HARDER LMAO
i was doin some repairs on the ol flamethrower before she craped out RIP dug a grave for her n everythin ne way i had some beers smoked a couple bowls with hurk said somethin funny while workin he was takin a hit HE laughs bc im hilarious 💥🌿💥 burnin ash all over my backend like a fuckin firework went off turned out the cbd shit xander rubbed on my back was flammable soooo yeah and thats what u missed on glee
its also the one the hurt the most surprised i didnt get fucking sepsis or whatever cant see the side part but that was jacob demonstrating how to flay someone like my skin wasnt even attached to the muscle it was gnarly as shit so if that goes away its NOT coming back
sharky i want you to know that if i didnt know you i would not believe this shit but i do so i can totally see that shit happening
did hurk try and put it out by beating the flames with an american flag beach towel?
[Hey wow, he also doesn't want to deal with the emotions coming from those texts, either! But he forces himself to stew in that information for a few minutes, because it's awful and gross and fucking horrifying to think about, but it happened and he's gotta remember that. At the very least so he stops making stupid fucking jokes!!!]
🤕 fuck man that SUUUUUUUUUUCKS
[YEAH HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE HE CAN SAY THERE WITHOUT GETTING WEIRD]
i mean thats my life yk full of wacky shenanigans n shit
i think it was an eagle like a marine eagle mareagle
the one thats like holding an axe in its talon? if the world wasnt shit they could make a pretty baller show with just the 2 of you doing shit like jackass but rated x and with a lot more fire
woulda made us so muchf uckin $$$ hurk thought bout doin one of those pilots once chickened out after he threw a watermelon off the bridge east of rae raes couldnt see it hit the bottom which u kno it wasnt supposed to do considerin he tied a shit ton of bungie cords to it but i guess some of em came unhooked???? learned a lesson there about what bungie cords can and cannot do
what was it supposed to do? bounce back up so he could catch it in his teeth? it probably cracked in half when it hit the end of the tether
theyre sorta easy to break u can just drop them from normal height and theyll kinda split in half used to do that for the wolves because they look fucking stupid with huge chunks of watermelon in their mouths and that made jacob mad so i did it a lot
he was testin it for himself obvs idk he was gonna work his way up to a pig i think but then yk it snapped and freaked him out told him to put ductape around the joints but like guess its probably better he didnt
aw but dude wolves with watermelons is like top 10 internet shit soulless bastard those fuckin dogs needed some enrichment like its fucked up u had to do anythin for them but like at least they had u man im sure they appreciated the shit outta those watermelons
oh ok yea he would have splattered probs shouldnt have started with homemade bungie cords & done something safer like trying to do a backflip on a 4wheeler while jumping the henbane and mb something is on fire people dig the fire stuff on shows like that woulda been your chance to break into hollywood and get access to the good shit. like military grade napalm
i coulda gone so viral if we still had decent internet access and i had a phone they didnt eat me even when told to so mission accomplished
he got his start somewhere rite? probaly jumping planks of wood on a bike and then working up to cars on fire across pits of spikes with a live tiger int he backseat
im so mad the screen at the pool doesnt work theres the arcade but sometimes i dont wnana play a game i just wanna watch some shit and zone out
i took lucius to the arcade and he was so fucking cute never seen a video game before and then fucking annihilated at pac man
theyre the only thing i got felt bad for them cuz they got hella drugged and the sounds they made were like when you shoot the dogs in resident evil awful kinda wish they didnt have to go thru that but it made them super smart hope some of them survived the collapse chillin in a cave gnawing on the bones of peggies
omg IDR if the arcade has MarioKart but hed probably whip ass at that esp the cool car version i saw there was ddr but my back told me dont u fuckin dare lmao
man there were definitely some smart as fuck dogs out there cap rescued this akita from the highwaymen that was so fuckin smart like boomer kinda but even more had this look in his eye when he watched you like he knew what was goin on and had opinions about it
i bet you some of them survived and like bred a bunch of super dogs fucker was huge i wouldnt put it past him to be part wolf
theres a rip off forza but come on hesnever played a video game before or driven a car. gotta start with the basics aw old man sharky ill bring you snacks and shit if your stuck in bed cuz a storm is coming and your bones hurt
oh sick im gonna pretend it is cuz that makes me feel better a little something good in the bad you know.
lik u need to kno how to drive 2 do good fuckin 9 yos can whip ass at those games cmon hes smart he can handle it also: hilarious if he stalls out and u make him get out to check the engin im just sayin its funny and rewarding on multiple levels
im not fuckin OLD MAN im just fuckin war weary and shit ok
[He refuses to do math to realize how much older he actually is than the old men he used to know. Nobody tell him he's ten years older than Jacob Seed, he couldn't handle it.]
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he better not fucking be there when im balls deep in lucius
thats literally nightmare fuel bro
like
thats awful
wow. so confident in me
shes not here most of the time
and she has one of those boards like in the veterans center that has a bunch of pictures and red string so
kinda busy with that to notice me being a mess
shout out to the ghosts cleaning up so she never wakes up to a room covered in blood
theyre the real mvps here.
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it blows
[Personally, he would love to see John Seed crying in the corner while he was railing some hot piece of ass. Really stick it to that sack of shit for acting like he was better than everybody else. Whatever! Pratt has mad issues, unlike Sharky, who clearly has none.]
how many fuckin times have u been bleeding all over ur room???
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Unless that's what he's hoping for in which case Pratt doesn't wanna know.]
a couple
maybe uh 3
also the dude who stabbed me wants me to be a pirate now
so thats a thing
hope i get cool loot
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jfc man
stop gettin skewered!!!!
altho i guess like with pirates its a way 2 meet people so
i guess that ones ok
the short biker guy rite
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him stabbing me means he didnt stab anyone else cuz he thought we were all ghosts or something
& i can take it
so
might as well use all that shitty training for somehting useful rite?
yeah that guy
someone said he sounds like me in reverse.
which
that tracks.
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idk man i just feel like maybe we shouldnt be fuckin stabbin each other
but everbodys got fuckin knives on em 4 some reason!!!
w/e man just lmk if u need another set of stitches those were like the best i ever did
ok got it
dont wanna accidentally get fuckin skewered
im not cut out for that shit man
but i hope u become a pirate dude thatll b awesome
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& probs cuz everyone is paranoid of everyone else
all from different worlds & shit
you met the green lady in the infirmary?
went down there to grt bandages and she was dojng inventory i think
she has some future tech thing that can fix scars!!!
cant even see the stab wound anymore
Shits fucking awesome man.
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guess im just figurin if i die i die
yk
DUDE are you kiddin me???
thats cool i bet thats gonna make it easier for u to flex in front of the pool
does it work on old scars i got a couple on my lower back that look like bacne scars
but they arent
soddering accident actually
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yeah it does old ones too
she got rid of all of mine except the one down the front because
well
it feels sorta weird to go through months of torture and look all normal?
like why am i still fucked up i look fine!
so like
kept that one
which she thought was weird but whatever
how the fuck did you injure your BACK when soldering?
what the hell were you doing?
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gay 🫂
that ones the most fucked up one
ig it makes sense tho
like dysphoric and shit
she can go suck a dick man its a badass scar represents ur trauma n shit
u can always get it removed later if u want but puttin it back is uhhh
A LOT HARDER LMAO
i was doin some repairs on the ol flamethrower
before she craped out RIP dug a grave for her n everythin
ne way i had some beers smoked a couple bowls with hurk
said somethin funny while workin
he was takin a hit
HE laughs bc im hilarious
💥🌿💥
burnin ash all over my backend
like a fuckin firework went off
turned out the cbd shit xander rubbed on my back was flammable
soooo yeah
and thats what u missed on glee
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its also the one the hurt the most
surprised i didnt get fucking sepsis or whatever
cant see the side part but that was jacob demonstrating how to flay someone
like my skin wasnt even attached to the muscle
it was gnarly as shit
so if that goes away its NOT coming back
sharky
i want you to know that if i didnt know you i would not believe this shit
but i do
so i can totally see that shit happening
did hurk try and put it out by beating the flames with an american flag beach towel?
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fuck man
that SUUUUUUUUUUCKS
[YEAH HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE HE CAN SAY THERE WITHOUT GETTING WEIRD]
i mean thats my life yk full of wacky shenanigans n shit
i think it was an eagle
like a marine eagle
mareagle
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[MOVING ON.]
the one thats like holding an axe in its talon?
if the world wasnt shit they could make a pretty baller show with just the 2 of you doing shit
like jackass
but rated x and with a lot more fire
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hurk thought bout doin one of those pilots once
chickened out after he threw a watermelon off the bridge east of rae raes
couldnt see it hit the bottom
which u kno it wasnt supposed to do
considerin he tied a shit ton of bungie cords to it
but i guess some of em came unhooked????
learned a lesson there about what bungie cords can and cannot do
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bounce back up so he could catch it in his teeth?
it probably cracked in half when it hit the end of the tether
theyre sorta easy to break
u can just drop them from normal height and theyll kinda split in half
used to do that for the wolves
because they look fucking stupid with huge chunks of watermelon in their mouths
and that made jacob mad
so i did it a lot
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idk he was gonna work his way up to a pig i think but then
yk it snapped and freaked him out
told him to put ductape around the joints but like
guess its probably better he didnt
aw but dude wolves with watermelons is like
top 10 internet shit
soulless bastard those fuckin dogs needed some enrichment
like its fucked up u had to do anythin for them but like
at least they had u man
im sure they appreciated the shit outta those watermelons
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yea
he would have splattered
probs shouldnt have started with homemade bungie cords
& done something safer like
trying to do a backflip on a 4wheeler while jumping the henbane
and mb something is on fire
people dig the fire stuff on shows like that
woulda been your chance to break into hollywood and get access to the good shit. like military grade napalm
i coulda gone so viral if we still had decent internet access
and i had a phone
they didnt eat me even when told to so mission accomplished
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some real clutch nixon shit man!!!
man rip to hollywood 1 thing u dont realize with movies n shit everywhere
but life is fuckin BORING wo screen time
man dogs r good
ive turned around on the wolf thing now
its p fuckin sick u got that connection w them
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probaly jumping planks of wood on a bike
and then working up to cars on fire across pits of spikes with a live tiger int he backseat
im so mad the screen at the pool doesnt work
theres the arcade but sometimes i dont wnana play a game i just wanna watch some shit and zone out
i took lucius to the arcade and he was so fucking cute
never seen a video game before
and then fucking annihilated at pac man
theyre the only thing i got
felt bad for them cuz they got hella drugged
and the sounds they made were like
when you shoot the dogs in resident evil
awful
kinda wish they didnt have to go thru that
but it made them super smart
hope some of them survived the collapse
chillin in a cave
gnawing on the bones of peggies
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esp the cool car version
i saw there was ddr but my back told me dont u fuckin dare lmao
man there were definitely some smart as fuck dogs out there
cap rescued this akita from the highwaymen that was so fuckin smart
like boomer kinda but even more
had this look in his eye when he watched you
like he knew what was goin on and had opinions about it
i bet you some of them survived and like
bred a bunch of super dogs
fucker was huge i wouldnt put it past him to be part wolf
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gotta start with the basics
aw old man sharky
ill bring you snacks and shit if your stuck in bed cuz a storm is coming and your bones hurt
oh sick
im gonna pretend it is cuz that makes me feel better a little
something good in the bad you know.
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fuckin 9 yos can whip ass at those games cmon hes smart he can handle it
also: hilarious if he stalls out and u make him get out to check the engin
im just sayin its funny and rewarding on multiple levels
im not fuckin OLD MAN im just
fuckin war weary and shit
ok
[He refuses to do math to realize how much older he actually is than the old men he used to know. Nobody tell him he's ten years older than Jacob Seed, he couldn't handle it.]
pretend all u want im like
80% sure its facts
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youve been thru the apocalypse man
being old is like a badge of honor
wear it with pride 🎖️
but make sure you wear your corrective shoe insoles and back brace when you do.
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sentimental gay ass motherfucker
just try me
👴🎾🤕
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man everytime i say his name i keep thinking of the dude from buffy like youre in some weird episode of a buffy the vampire slayer porn parody.
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