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Charlemagne "Sharky" Victor Boshaw ([personal profile] broshaw) wrote2022-03-31 10:30 pm
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"We're sorry, no one is available to take your call. At the tone, please record your message."
[text/call/actionspam]
theweakhavepurpose: (Stare)

[personal profile] theweakhavepurpose 2023-01-28 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Thought I had it all handled but, BUT, [He gestures with his hand missing the finger at who knows what.] I remembered to call ya cuz you said that, and that I'm supposed to uh.. do that.

So I did.

[He nods with finality. Mission complete.]

He didn't come out to grab it, probably busy ya know, [Eyebrow waggle.] So I wasn't gonna interrupt. Not cockblocking with a cake. Nope. Not me. Left it. It wasn't there a few hours later - so he deff got it and I'm not turned inside out or dead. So we, we proved, uhhhh, proved that he got a sense of humor and more importantly: cake works.
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[personal profile] theweakhavepurpose 2023-01-29 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not gonna do that. Jason wouldn't like my body, he'd be pissed so.. let's not. Keep everyone happy.

[Going from seven feet tall to five foot ten would probably suck. At least that's what his brain on long islands thinks.]

Oh. Yeah. Water. [He goes a little cross eyed trying to focus on it, but he does manage to get the glass in his hand and take a few gulps without pouring it all over himself.] Why's water taste so fucking weirrrrrrrd when you're drunk?

[He drains it, blinking as if trying to remember something he was gonna ask Sharky.]

Did I fuck that storm goddess lady and forget? I would have told you about that, did I tell you about that?

[That.... that was not it.]
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[personal profile] theweakhavepurpose 2023-01-30 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
Don't start on that like Senior. Putting shit in the water, thought fluoride was gonna turn people into frogs.

[Or something with frogs anyway.]

I... I don't think I did? But I texted her, [Waving his phone at Sharky even though it's off, just in case he doesn't remember what texting is. Pratt is a helper.] and she was talking about my dick. So I dunno? Wanted to know why her brother is a cat. And then she didn't tell me. Which means, it means... means that there's something important there. We just gotta figure out what. Me an' Captain Hands were gonna.. uhm.. [Nope. Nope not thinking about that. That's what got him into this mess in the first place.] Anyway there's a puzzle piece there. An important one. Cat important. Catportant.
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[personal profile] theweakhavepurpose 2023-01-31 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Cuz they got cool superpowers and we didn't! [Sounding more like a petulant child with every word right now. Why can't he be a wolf?? It's not fair. Actually..] It's not fucking fair! We're the guys from Montana where there's actually animals and shit and we don't get to be cool things? What the fucking fuck man.

[He's completely forgotten about the cat at this point. Why can't he be a wolf??!?!?!!!]

She don't say anything about it to me and then wham! Text back. No emojis. Just insults. But then I dropped my phone and broke it so I dunno. [He means the screen turned off and he can't figure out how to get it back on because his fine motor control went on vacation four drinks ago.] What if I broke it forever? Gonna be textless and forget everything. Fucked everything up again. Not even dying gonna fix it. Dying didn't fix this shit! [Holding up his hand with that missing finger.] Fucking Blackbeard. I hope someone tied him to an anchor and he went swimming with the fishes or something.
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[personal profile] theweakhavepurpose 2023-02-02 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
You don't remember being a werewolf though! I'm already.. kinda that. Aiden said I was like a fucked up were-human. He's probs right but if I could be a fucked up were-human that can also be a wolf... [He flops over dramatically with daydreams of playing fetch and sniffing everything and chewing on sticks.] I'd be such a good wolf too, I already know how.

[There is so much going on here and right now all Pratt can think about is being a wolf.]

Yeah I don't wanna have to write my texts and shove them under your door, then I don't get the.. [He mimics scrolling with his thumbs.] use that shit to remember what I did or said. Otherwise I just forget everything. Too much of it. Like big chunks of stuff cuz my brain is Swiss cheese. I'm sorry if I broke my phone man. My bad.
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[personal profile] theweakhavepurpose 2023-02-03 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[That's... right now that's the nicest thing Pratt can remember anyone ever saying to him.]

You think so?

[Very manly emotions are starting to leak out of his eyes because someone believes in him! Well believes in his ability to be a wolf but that's a start! He lets the shoulder pat happen because he's too miserable about not being the awesome wolf he knows he could be. Can't be a wolf. Can't be a good enough subordinate for hot pirates to wanna bone. Can't even keep his phone intact and - oh hey!]

You fixed it! You're the best, man. I dunno what I'd do without you, you're like.. [Oh yeah, tears are coming.] the best friend anyone could ever have.
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[personal profile] theweakhavepurpose 2023-02-04 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Unfortunately for future Sharky the death is the only thing that Pratt isn't upset about!]

Yeah you do. You always do. [He rubs at his eyes so he's not being a sloppy crying drunk, though it might be too late for that.] Mmm trying to cut down cuz I was gonna uh... do something... with them. Uh.. I wrote it down.. [He reaches for his utility belt only to realize he's not wearing it so his little notebook is elsewhere with his brilliant plan to start a life improvement campaign by being the ship's local cigarette dealer since he has so many. Guess he'll have to go for option two.] I'll take a hug. I miss hugs.
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[personal profile] theweakhavepurpose 2023-02-08 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks man. [He manages to not burst into full blown tears, but there's a definite shudder when he's hugged.] It was going so well for a bit too, think that's why I'm like... not... okay with things. I'm overthought... overthinking it like maybe I did something? But I dunno what...

[Hug returned! Because Pratt is so miserable that his dumb brain doesn't have enough sober braincells free to remember that being touched = bad.]

I'll be... well not okay but you know.. me... again.. eventually. I just kinda.. thought.. I dunno. I could talk to the cat and he'd bring him back. [That's right, Sharky came too late to witness Pratt begging a ghost cat that isn't there to bring Izzy back.] And then I figured I was in the bar anyway so....
theweakhavepurpose: (But what if)

[personal profile] theweakhavepurpose 2023-02-09 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
He wanted to go home but that's... not where he is. And I don't think Clara wanted to. Or Claudia. But they're all still fucking gone.

You know.. you know what.. the-the.. the worst thing is? I was counting them and you know how shit I am with remembering people? Names? Almost everyone who's name I can remember isn't here anymore. Izzy, Clara, Claudia, Mizuki, Caitlyn, Jinx, Ebalon, Blackbeard, Stede.... maybe I am the problem. I dunno.
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[personal profile] theweakhavepurpose 2023-02-09 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He snuffles and wipes his nose on his sleeve but at least he's listening and not flopped over in a pile wailing about how everything ever is his fault. Its hard to figure out how to explain that this is definitely not Ava or Sharky's fault, but it is Pratt's fault. Maybe when he's not in a drunken stupor he can word that better.]

No. But... I dunno. We don't even know what makes people go away. Did they all die in a specific way? [ Did something kill Claudia??? That's actually kind of alarming.] Gua...J-Jenny did that.. to get off the boat. Killed em all permanently somehow. I dunno.

This sucks man. [ He slumps against Sharky, just a deputy shaped sludge that is giving up cuz he doesn't know how to protect people from reality itself.]
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[personal profile] theweakhavepurpose 2023-02-10 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Pratt sniffles along as Sharky says all the right things to get Pratt to stop blaming himself for at least ten minutes. And it all makes sense, not just because he's drunk but because that's also sort of what others had said too. That maybe people left because they just couldn't adapt. Like houseplants not getting enough light - they couldn't thrive in this reality.]

I guess.. like... we did, we've done it before huh? Just waiting it out til shit's okay again. And you made it through waaaaay longer than me so..

Just it's.. it sucks they're gone and also... [Way quieter, almost whispered.] I don't wanna get eaten by the ship. Don't wanna be the next one gone.

[Is that selfish? It feels a little selfish of him to worry about himself instead of everyone else. But he also doesn't give a shit about himself, so maybe that's a positive? He has no clue.]
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[personal profile] theweakhavepurpose 2023-02-11 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah yea you're older and wiser than me. [Legitimately old enough to be his dad actually. But he does sigh and sits up a little less miserably, though still kinda wobbly from way too many drinks.] I deff don't wanna go back home to decaying in Fall's End. And the people here mostly rock. Ava and Clarke and Bash and Klaus and all of them.. Even that dude with the stupid hair who yells at me over physics.

[He just makes an unsure grunt at that last part because he sure as fuck tried to get Sharky out of the ship and it didn't work. He's not sure what else he could have done to rip him out of there like the girl who crawled out of the tv in the Ring. But he's fortunately a little too drunk to say that in any coherent way.]
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[personal profile] theweakhavepurpose 2023-02-13 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
You still gotta do it so I can brag to people that I know the guy who sold that gator that Snoop is walking around with.

And yeah I wanna... want a place with one of those windows that are.. [He holds his arms in a sorta circle to indicate the bay windows that Victorian houses tend to have.] and people watch while I drink coffee and then go to the cool clubs in the evening.

[Pratt grins softly, gonna live his gay Castro dreams somehow.]

Aight aight. I think.. I'm probably... needta lay down. Hitting that point where I wanna sleep.

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