guess all u need is name/room# to contact ppl so really ur just like handin out ur phone# to her
its probs some macho shit or w/e gotta defend his gf 👊 yk from the dude she murdered 🙄🙄
💯💯 ya vibes dude save that shit for the excursions when shit might actually b dangerous LBR the whole thing started bc u had ur knife on u didnt it
lol hes kinda late for that she can take care of herself obvs hes probably feeling all emasculated cuz he didnt get to do it for her rofl
well if i hadnt had the knife i wouldnt have been able to gut her but i think the problem is uh so its kinda the jacket but its more me i kinda dont want to type this
pretty sure i ruined that already tho if she goes for it ifthat works holy shit yeah thats not gonna happen i hope she has more standards than that for her sake
[There's a long pause after that one. Probably a solid fifteen minutes where he tries to determine if this is better to type or say out loud. If he types it he doesn't have to see Sharky's face. But it also goes on the permanent record of his text messages. Hn.]
wearing it made the hallucination go away for a while anyway and then uh he came back withotu the jacket cuz i have it and i didnt take that well obvs.
[Sharky's face is probably a mix of confusion, pity, and sadness, so probably a good move not to do it face to face. Of course, Pratt's missing out on the bro-pat and the quiet, contemplative silence that would normally follow that kinda admission. You know, the real heavy shit.
Instead he gets:]
😔 buddy thats fucked up like hes not swayzeing you hes just like vibin in your mind palace or whatever right?
ok well like he can sit there and watch u make out with hotties flip him off while ur balls deep in lucius bud thatll show him fuck you jacob pratts busy gettin his dick sucked ass eaten out balls tugged on 1 by 1 🖕🖕
really??? i mean thats good man if u can pull in front of her i mean
[Pratt's groan can definitely be heard down the hall.]
he better not fucking be there when im balls deep in lucius thats literally nightmare fuel bro like thats awful
wow. so confident in me shes not here most of the time and she has one of those boards like in the veterans center that has a bunch of pictures and red string so kinda busy with that to notice me being a mess
shout out to the ghosts cleaning up so she never wakes up to a room covered in blood theyre the real mvps here.
[Personally, he would love to see John Seed crying in the corner while he was railing some hot piece of ass. Really stick it to that sack of shit for acting like he was better than everybody else. Whatever! Pratt has mad issues, unlike Sharky, who clearly has none.]
how many fuckin times have u been bleeding all over ur room???
[ Sharky is deluding himself if he doesn't think John would spend the whole time making snide critiques before getting aggressively and uncomfortably into it and whispering suggestions right in Sharky's ear.
Unless that's what he's hoping for in which case Pratt doesn't wanna know.]
a couple maybe uh 3 also the dude who stabbed me wants me to be a pirate now so thats a thing hope i get cool loot
better me than someone else! him stabbing me means he didnt stab anyone else cuz he thought we were all ghosts or something & i can take it so might as well use all that shitty training for somehting useful rite?
yeah that guy someone said he sounds like me in reverse. which that tracks.
ig idk man i just feel like maybe we shouldnt be fuckin stabbin each other but everbodys got fuckin knives on em 4 some reason!!! w/e man just lmk if u need another set of stitches those were like the best i ever did
ok got it dont wanna accidentally get fuckin skewered im not cut out for that shit man but i hope u become a pirate dude thatll b awesome
its not like i want to be stabhjng people you know & probs cuz everyone is paranoid of everyone else all from different worlds & shit
you met the green lady in the infirmary? went down there to grt bandages and she was dojng inventory i think she has some future tech thing that can fix scars!!! cant even see the stab wound anymore Shits fucking awesome man.
TRU TRU soz guess im just figurin if i die i die yk
DUDE are you kiddin me??? thats cool i bet thats gonna make it easier for u to flex in front of the pool does it work on old scars i got a couple on my lower back that look like bacne scars but they arent soddering accident actually
yeah it does old ones too she got rid of all of mine except the one down the front because well it feels sorta weird to go through months of torture and look all normal? like why am i still fucked up i look fine! so like kept that one which she thought was weird but whatever
how the fuck did you injure your BACK when soldering? what the hell were you doing?
[Oh he is absolutely not dealing with the emotions seeing that text brings him, nope, not today buddy.]
gay 🫂
that ones the most fucked up one ig it makes sense tho like dysphoric and shit she can go suck a dick man its a badass scar represents ur trauma n shit u can always get it removed later if u want but puttin it back is uhhh A LOT HARDER LMAO
i was doin some repairs on the ol flamethrower before she craped out RIP dug a grave for her n everythin ne way i had some beers smoked a couple bowls with hurk said somethin funny while workin he was takin a hit HE laughs bc im hilarious 💥🌿💥 burnin ash all over my backend like a fuckin firework went off turned out the cbd shit xander rubbed on my back was flammable soooo yeah and thats what u missed on glee
its also the one the hurt the most surprised i didnt get fucking sepsis or whatever cant see the side part but that was jacob demonstrating how to flay someone like my skin wasnt even attached to the muscle it was gnarly as shit so if that goes away its NOT coming back
sharky i want you to know that if i didnt know you i would not believe this shit but i do so i can totally see that shit happening
did hurk try and put it out by beating the flames with an american flag beach towel?
[Hey wow, he also doesn't want to deal with the emotions coming from those texts, either! But he forces himself to stew in that information for a few minutes, because it's awful and gross and fucking horrifying to think about, but it happened and he's gotta remember that. At the very least so he stops making stupid fucking jokes!!!]
🤕 fuck man that SUUUUUUUUUUCKS
[YEAH HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE HE CAN SAY THERE WITHOUT GETTING WEIRD]
i mean thats my life yk full of wacky shenanigans n shit
i think it was an eagle like a marine eagle mareagle
the one thats like holding an axe in its talon? if the world wasnt shit they could make a pretty baller show with just the 2 of you doing shit like jackass but rated x and with a lot more fire
woulda made us so muchf uckin $$$ hurk thought bout doin one of those pilots once chickened out after he threw a watermelon off the bridge east of rae raes couldnt see it hit the bottom which u kno it wasnt supposed to do considerin he tied a shit ton of bungie cords to it but i guess some of em came unhooked???? learned a lesson there about what bungie cords can and cannot do
what was it supposed to do? bounce back up so he could catch it in his teeth? it probably cracked in half when it hit the end of the tether
theyre sorta easy to break u can just drop them from normal height and theyll kinda split in half used to do that for the wolves because they look fucking stupid with huge chunks of watermelon in their mouths and that made jacob mad so i did it a lot
he was testin it for himself obvs idk he was gonna work his way up to a pig i think but then yk it snapped and freaked him out told him to put ductape around the joints but like guess its probably better he didnt
aw but dude wolves with watermelons is like top 10 internet shit soulless bastard those fuckin dogs needed some enrichment like its fucked up u had to do anythin for them but like at least they had u man im sure they appreciated the shit outta those watermelons
oh ok yea he would have splattered probs shouldnt have started with homemade bungie cords & done something safer like trying to do a backflip on a 4wheeler while jumping the henbane and mb something is on fire people dig the fire stuff on shows like that woulda been your chance to break into hollywood and get access to the good shit. like military grade napalm
i coulda gone so viral if we still had decent internet access and i had a phone they didnt eat me even when told to so mission accomplished
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handin out ur phone# to her
its probs some macho shit or w/e gotta defend his gf 👊
yk from the dude she murdered
🙄🙄
💯💯 ya vibes dude
save that shit for the excursions
when shit might actually b dangerous
LBR the whole thing started bc u had ur knife on u didnt it
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lol
hes
kinda late for that
she can take care of herself
obvs
hes probably feeling all emasculated cuz he didnt get to do it for her
rofl
well if i hadnt had the knife i wouldnt have been able to gut her
but i think the problem is
uh
so
its kinda the jacket
but its more
me
i kinda dont want to type this
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unless gway smashes ur face in 4 talkin 2 his girl smh teen machimso man
well u can either type it or tell it cos im not lettin that go
what do you mean its you??
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tho if she goes for it
ifthat works
holy shit
yeah thats not gonna happen
i hope she has more standards than that
for her sake
[There's a long pause after that one. Probably a solid fifteen minutes where he tries to determine if this is better to type or say out loud. If he types it he doesn't have to see Sharky's face. But it also goes on the permanent record of his text messages. Hn.]
wearing it made the hallucination go away
for a while anyway
and then uh
he came back
withotu the jacket
cuz i have it
and i didnt take that well
obvs.
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Instead he gets:]
😔 buddy thats fucked up
like
hes not swayzeing you
hes just like
vibin in your mind palace or whatever right?
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yeah its
hes just there
in the periphery
judging me
all the time
the only good thing is getting to throw things right thru his head
sometimes it even makes him shut up
but cant do that when my roommate is around
she still thinks im normal.
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he can sit there and watch u make out with hotties
flip him off while ur balls deep in lucius bud
thatll show him
fuck you jacob pratts busy gettin his dick sucked ass eaten out
balls tugged on 1 by 1
🖕🖕
really??? i mean thats good man
if u can pull in front of her i mean
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he better not fucking be there when im balls deep in lucius
thats literally nightmare fuel bro
like
thats awful
wow. so confident in me
shes not here most of the time
and she has one of those boards like in the veterans center that has a bunch of pictures and red string so
kinda busy with that to notice me being a mess
shout out to the ghosts cleaning up so she never wakes up to a room covered in blood
theyre the real mvps here.
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it blows
[Personally, he would love to see John Seed crying in the corner while he was railing some hot piece of ass. Really stick it to that sack of shit for acting like he was better than everybody else. Whatever! Pratt has mad issues, unlike Sharky, who clearly has none.]
how many fuckin times have u been bleeding all over ur room???
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Unless that's what he's hoping for in which case Pratt doesn't wanna know.]
a couple
maybe uh 3
also the dude who stabbed me wants me to be a pirate now
so thats a thing
hope i get cool loot
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jfc man
stop gettin skewered!!!!
altho i guess like with pirates its a way 2 meet people so
i guess that ones ok
the short biker guy rite
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him stabbing me means he didnt stab anyone else cuz he thought we were all ghosts or something
& i can take it
so
might as well use all that shitty training for somehting useful rite?
yeah that guy
someone said he sounds like me in reverse.
which
that tracks.
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idk man i just feel like maybe we shouldnt be fuckin stabbin each other
but everbodys got fuckin knives on em 4 some reason!!!
w/e man just lmk if u need another set of stitches those were like the best i ever did
ok got it
dont wanna accidentally get fuckin skewered
im not cut out for that shit man
but i hope u become a pirate dude thatll b awesome
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& probs cuz everyone is paranoid of everyone else
all from different worlds & shit
you met the green lady in the infirmary?
went down there to grt bandages and she was dojng inventory i think
she has some future tech thing that can fix scars!!!
cant even see the stab wound anymore
Shits fucking awesome man.
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guess im just figurin if i die i die
yk
DUDE are you kiddin me???
thats cool i bet thats gonna make it easier for u to flex in front of the pool
does it work on old scars i got a couple on my lower back that look like bacne scars
but they arent
soddering accident actually
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yeah it does old ones too
she got rid of all of mine except the one down the front because
well
it feels sorta weird to go through months of torture and look all normal?
like why am i still fucked up i look fine!
so like
kept that one
which she thought was weird but whatever
how the fuck did you injure your BACK when soldering?
what the hell were you doing?
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gay 🫂
that ones the most fucked up one
ig it makes sense tho
like dysphoric and shit
she can go suck a dick man its a badass scar represents ur trauma n shit
u can always get it removed later if u want but puttin it back is uhhh
A LOT HARDER LMAO
i was doin some repairs on the ol flamethrower
before she craped out RIP dug a grave for her n everythin
ne way i had some beers smoked a couple bowls with hurk
said somethin funny while workin
he was takin a hit
HE laughs bc im hilarious
💥🌿💥
burnin ash all over my backend
like a fuckin firework went off
turned out the cbd shit xander rubbed on my back was flammable
soooo yeah
and thats what u missed on glee
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its also the one the hurt the most
surprised i didnt get fucking sepsis or whatever
cant see the side part but that was jacob demonstrating how to flay someone
like my skin wasnt even attached to the muscle
it was gnarly as shit
so if that goes away its NOT coming back
sharky
i want you to know that if i didnt know you i would not believe this shit
but i do
so i can totally see that shit happening
did hurk try and put it out by beating the flames with an american flag beach towel?
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🤕
fuck man
that SUUUUUUUUUUCKS
[YEAH HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE HE CAN SAY THERE WITHOUT GETTING WEIRD]
i mean thats my life yk full of wacky shenanigans n shit
i think it was an eagle
like a marine eagle
mareagle
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[MOVING ON.]
the one thats like holding an axe in its talon?
if the world wasnt shit they could make a pretty baller show with just the 2 of you doing shit
like jackass
but rated x and with a lot more fire
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hurk thought bout doin one of those pilots once
chickened out after he threw a watermelon off the bridge east of rae raes
couldnt see it hit the bottom
which u kno it wasnt supposed to do
considerin he tied a shit ton of bungie cords to it
but i guess some of em came unhooked????
learned a lesson there about what bungie cords can and cannot do
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bounce back up so he could catch it in his teeth?
it probably cracked in half when it hit the end of the tether
theyre sorta easy to break
u can just drop them from normal height and theyll kinda split in half
used to do that for the wolves
because they look fucking stupid with huge chunks of watermelon in their mouths
and that made jacob mad
so i did it a lot
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idk he was gonna work his way up to a pig i think but then
yk it snapped and freaked him out
told him to put ductape around the joints but like
guess its probably better he didnt
aw but dude wolves with watermelons is like
top 10 internet shit
soulless bastard those fuckin dogs needed some enrichment
like its fucked up u had to do anythin for them but like
at least they had u man
im sure they appreciated the shit outta those watermelons
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yea
he would have splattered
probs shouldnt have started with homemade bungie cords
& done something safer like
trying to do a backflip on a 4wheeler while jumping the henbane
and mb something is on fire
people dig the fire stuff on shows like that
woulda been your chance to break into hollywood and get access to the good shit. like military grade napalm
i coulda gone so viral if we still had decent internet access
and i had a phone
they didnt eat me even when told to so mission accomplished
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some real clutch nixon shit man!!!
man rip to hollywood 1 thing u dont realize with movies n shit everywhere
but life is fuckin BORING wo screen time
man dogs r good
ive turned around on the wolf thing now
its p fuckin sick u got that connection w them
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