my point was no ones rational if theyve seen their own entrails it fucks you up
ur safe. im not gonna start foaming at the mouth had to get vaxxed for rabies for search and rescue in case i got attacked by something think if im getting attacked by a rabid bear the rabies is the least of my worries
k the clown is creepy but i think the car killing itself in the crusher thing while singing about how worthless it was would sustain a year of therapy if my health benefits covered any sort of mental health shit at all.
dont joke im gonna wake up with him standing over my bed with a brick.
ok cool cool cool fuck rabid bears fuck rabid wolverines fuck nature man
oh fuk i completely forgot about that did u kno int aht movie the tv is lookin at girlie mags??? true story that whole movies just like objectophilia and trauma man wtf were they doin showin that to kids or moderately stoned adults tryin to relive their childhood for that matter
all those movies probably explain y a whole generation of kids got seriously fucked up. toy story had me crying if my mom threw away stepped on army men out of the cereal box.
is that falloutboy or linkin park? man i dont know all their names but yeah it'll be a black painted brick too the super black you know vantablack? that shit.
the fuck did they think was gonna happen when every fuckin kids movie was pro-horders????
chester is lp i kno that one bc like. who the fuck is named fucking chester lol
so what the fuck do we do about brickdon urie and gway slittin ur throat in ritual sacrifice to emo??? do we put garlic outside the room or is that only for vampires?? idk does that even work on vampires....
maybe a jonas bros poster. just tape it to the door like a crucifix
YOU WHAT?????????? 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ hes ACTUALLY GOING 2 SHOW UP W A BRICK dont get me wrong if the chick wants to stab u again and thats what u want man im not gonna get in the way or nothin fairs fair i guess but whys he gettin all involved???? not like u got me out there lookin for her n shit!!! w/e fuckin a man
should have picked a neutral spot then it wouldnt look like a trap cant really b a trap since its just like a room ig....
bro where am i at all the time its deff not my room 🍽️🍲🍨
i dunno dude hes super fucking weird im not even sure what he wanted? he just started accusing me of shit well guess its not accusing if its shit idid but u know what i mean
tho wed have to go back to my room anyway im not walking around with a knife bad idea. for me.
lol hes kinda late for that she can take care of herself obvs hes probably feeling all emasculated cuz he didnt get to do it for her rofl
well if i hadnt had the knife i wouldnt have been able to gut her but i think the problem is uh so its kinda the jacket but its more me i kinda dont want to type this
pretty sure i ruined that already tho if she goes for it ifthat works holy shit yeah thats not gonna happen i hope she has more standards than that for her sake
[There's a long pause after that one. Probably a solid fifteen minutes where he tries to determine if this is better to type or say out loud. If he types it he doesn't have to see Sharky's face. But it also goes on the permanent record of his text messages. Hn.]
wearing it made the hallucination go away for a while anyway and then uh he came back withotu the jacket cuz i have it and i didnt take that well obvs.
[Sharky's face is probably a mix of confusion, pity, and sadness, so probably a good move not to do it face to face. Of course, Pratt's missing out on the bro-pat and the quiet, contemplative silence that would normally follow that kinda admission. You know, the real heavy shit.
Instead he gets:]
😔 buddy thats fucked up like hes not swayzeing you hes just like vibin in your mind palace or whatever right?
ok well like he can sit there and watch u make out with hotties flip him off while ur balls deep in lucius bud thatll show him fuck you jacob pratts busy gettin his dick sucked ass eaten out balls tugged on 1 by 1 🖕🖕
really??? i mean thats good man if u can pull in front of her i mean
[Pratt's groan can definitely be heard down the hall.]
he better not fucking be there when im balls deep in lucius thats literally nightmare fuel bro like thats awful
wow. so confident in me shes not here most of the time and she has one of those boards like in the veterans center that has a bunch of pictures and red string so kinda busy with that to notice me being a mess
shout out to the ghosts cleaning up so she never wakes up to a room covered in blood theyre the real mvps here.
[Personally, he would love to see John Seed crying in the corner while he was railing some hot piece of ass. Really stick it to that sack of shit for acting like he was better than everybody else. Whatever! Pratt has mad issues, unlike Sharky, who clearly has none.]
how many fuckin times have u been bleeding all over ur room???
[ Sharky is deluding himself if he doesn't think John would spend the whole time making snide critiques before getting aggressively and uncomfortably into it and whispering suggestions right in Sharky's ear.
Unless that's what he's hoping for in which case Pratt doesn't wanna know.]
a couple maybe uh 3 also the dude who stabbed me wants me to be a pirate now so thats a thing hope i get cool loot
better me than someone else! him stabbing me means he didnt stab anyone else cuz he thought we were all ghosts or something & i can take it so might as well use all that shitty training for somehting useful rite?
yeah that guy someone said he sounds like me in reverse. which that tracks.
ig idk man i just feel like maybe we shouldnt be fuckin stabbin each other but everbodys got fuckin knives on em 4 some reason!!! w/e man just lmk if u need another set of stitches those were like the best i ever did
ok got it dont wanna accidentally get fuckin skewered im not cut out for that shit man but i hope u become a pirate dude thatll b awesome
its not like i want to be stabhjng people you know & probs cuz everyone is paranoid of everyone else all from different worlds & shit
you met the green lady in the infirmary? went down there to grt bandages and she was dojng inventory i think she has some future tech thing that can fix scars!!! cant even see the stab wound anymore Shits fucking awesome man.
TRU TRU soz guess im just figurin if i die i die yk
DUDE are you kiddin me??? thats cool i bet thats gonna make it easier for u to flex in front of the pool does it work on old scars i got a couple on my lower back that look like bacne scars but they arent soddering accident actually
yeah it does old ones too she got rid of all of mine except the one down the front because well it feels sorta weird to go through months of torture and look all normal? like why am i still fucked up i look fine! so like kept that one which she thought was weird but whatever
how the fuck did you injure your BACK when soldering? what the hell were you doing?
[Oh he is absolutely not dealing with the emotions seeing that text brings him, nope, not today buddy.]
gay 🫂
that ones the most fucked up one ig it makes sense tho like dysphoric and shit she can go suck a dick man its a badass scar represents ur trauma n shit u can always get it removed later if u want but puttin it back is uhhh A LOT HARDER LMAO
i was doin some repairs on the ol flamethrower before she craped out RIP dug a grave for her n everythin ne way i had some beers smoked a couple bowls with hurk said somethin funny while workin he was takin a hit HE laughs bc im hilarious 💥🌿💥 burnin ash all over my backend like a fuckin firework went off turned out the cbd shit xander rubbed on my back was flammable soooo yeah and thats what u missed on glee
its also the one the hurt the most surprised i didnt get fucking sepsis or whatever cant see the side part but that was jacob demonstrating how to flay someone like my skin wasnt even attached to the muscle it was gnarly as shit so if that goes away its NOT coming back
sharky i want you to know that if i didnt know you i would not believe this shit but i do so i can totally see that shit happening
did hurk try and put it out by beating the flames with an american flag beach towel?
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it fucks you up
ur safe. im not gonna start foaming at the mouth
had to get vaxxed for rabies for search and rescue in case i got attacked by something
think if im getting attacked by a rabid bear the rabies is the least of my worries
k the clown is creepy but i think the car killing itself in the crusher thing while singing about how worthless it was would sustain a year of therapy if my health benefits covered any sort of mental health shit at all.
dont joke im gonna wake up with him standing over my bed with a brick.
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fuck rabid bears fuck rabid wolverines fuck nature man
oh fuk i completely forgot about that
did u kno int aht movie the tv is lookin at girlie mags??? true story
that whole movies just like objectophilia and trauma man wtf were they doin showin that to kids
or moderately stoned adults tryin to relive their childhood for that matter
that bricks name? brendon urie
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is that falloutboy or linkin park? man i dont know all their names
but yeah
it'll be a black painted brick too
the super black
you know
vantablack?
that shit.
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chester is lp i kno that one bc like. who the fuck is named fucking chester lol
so what the fuck do we do about brickdon urie and gway slittin ur throat in ritual sacrifice to emo???
do we put garlic outside the room or is that only for vampires??
idk does that even work on vampires....
maybe a jonas bros poster. just tape it to the door like a crucifix
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his name is chester??? jeez. poor guy.
defeat him w/ the power of hannah montana?
worth a shot
real talk tho
i told him where she can find me if she wants the knife back
so we see if he actually tells her.
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🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
hes ACTUALLY GOING 2 SHOW UP W A BRICK
dont get me wrong if the chick wants to stab u again and thats what u want man im not gonna get in the way or nothin
fairs fair i guess
but whys he gettin all involved???? not like u got me out there lookin for her n shit!!!
w/e
fuckin a man
should have picked a neutral spot
then it wouldnt look like a trap
cant really b a trap since its just like a room ig....
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where am i at all the time
its deff not my room
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i dunno dude hes super fucking weird
im not even sure what he wanted?
he just started accusing me of shit
well guess its not accusing if its shit idid but u know what i mean
tho wed have to go back to my room anyway
im not walking around with a knife
bad idea. for me.
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handin out ur phone# to her
its probs some macho shit or w/e gotta defend his gf 👊
yk from the dude she murdered
🙄🙄
💯💯 ya vibes dude
save that shit for the excursions
when shit might actually b dangerous
LBR the whole thing started bc u had ur knife on u didnt it
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lol
hes
kinda late for that
she can take care of herself
obvs
hes probably feeling all emasculated cuz he didnt get to do it for her
rofl
well if i hadnt had the knife i wouldnt have been able to gut her
but i think the problem is
uh
so
its kinda the jacket
but its more
me
i kinda dont want to type this
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unless gway smashes ur face in 4 talkin 2 his girl smh teen machimso man
well u can either type it or tell it cos im not lettin that go
what do you mean its you??
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tho if she goes for it
ifthat works
holy shit
yeah thats not gonna happen
i hope she has more standards than that
for her sake
[There's a long pause after that one. Probably a solid fifteen minutes where he tries to determine if this is better to type or say out loud. If he types it he doesn't have to see Sharky's face. But it also goes on the permanent record of his text messages. Hn.]
wearing it made the hallucination go away
for a while anyway
and then uh
he came back
withotu the jacket
cuz i have it
and i didnt take that well
obvs.
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Instead he gets:]
😔 buddy thats fucked up
like
hes not swayzeing you
hes just like
vibin in your mind palace or whatever right?
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yeah its
hes just there
in the periphery
judging me
all the time
the only good thing is getting to throw things right thru his head
sometimes it even makes him shut up
but cant do that when my roommate is around
she still thinks im normal.
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he can sit there and watch u make out with hotties
flip him off while ur balls deep in lucius bud
thatll show him
fuck you jacob pratts busy gettin his dick sucked ass eaten out
balls tugged on 1 by 1
🖕🖕
really??? i mean thats good man
if u can pull in front of her i mean
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he better not fucking be there when im balls deep in lucius
thats literally nightmare fuel bro
like
thats awful
wow. so confident in me
shes not here most of the time
and she has one of those boards like in the veterans center that has a bunch of pictures and red string so
kinda busy with that to notice me being a mess
shout out to the ghosts cleaning up so she never wakes up to a room covered in blood
theyre the real mvps here.
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it blows
[Personally, he would love to see John Seed crying in the corner while he was railing some hot piece of ass. Really stick it to that sack of shit for acting like he was better than everybody else. Whatever! Pratt has mad issues, unlike Sharky, who clearly has none.]
how many fuckin times have u been bleeding all over ur room???
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Unless that's what he's hoping for in which case Pratt doesn't wanna know.]
a couple
maybe uh 3
also the dude who stabbed me wants me to be a pirate now
so thats a thing
hope i get cool loot
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jfc man
stop gettin skewered!!!!
altho i guess like with pirates its a way 2 meet people so
i guess that ones ok
the short biker guy rite
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him stabbing me means he didnt stab anyone else cuz he thought we were all ghosts or something
& i can take it
so
might as well use all that shitty training for somehting useful rite?
yeah that guy
someone said he sounds like me in reverse.
which
that tracks.
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idk man i just feel like maybe we shouldnt be fuckin stabbin each other
but everbodys got fuckin knives on em 4 some reason!!!
w/e man just lmk if u need another set of stitches those were like the best i ever did
ok got it
dont wanna accidentally get fuckin skewered
im not cut out for that shit man
but i hope u become a pirate dude thatll b awesome
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& probs cuz everyone is paranoid of everyone else
all from different worlds & shit
you met the green lady in the infirmary?
went down there to grt bandages and she was dojng inventory i think
she has some future tech thing that can fix scars!!!
cant even see the stab wound anymore
Shits fucking awesome man.
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guess im just figurin if i die i die
yk
DUDE are you kiddin me???
thats cool i bet thats gonna make it easier for u to flex in front of the pool
does it work on old scars i got a couple on my lower back that look like bacne scars
but they arent
soddering accident actually
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yeah it does old ones too
she got rid of all of mine except the one down the front because
well
it feels sorta weird to go through months of torture and look all normal?
like why am i still fucked up i look fine!
so like
kept that one
which she thought was weird but whatever
how the fuck did you injure your BACK when soldering?
what the hell were you doing?
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gay 🫂
that ones the most fucked up one
ig it makes sense tho
like dysphoric and shit
she can go suck a dick man its a badass scar represents ur trauma n shit
u can always get it removed later if u want but puttin it back is uhhh
A LOT HARDER LMAO
i was doin some repairs on the ol flamethrower
before she craped out RIP dug a grave for her n everythin
ne way i had some beers smoked a couple bowls with hurk
said somethin funny while workin
he was takin a hit
HE laughs bc im hilarious
💥🌿💥
burnin ash all over my backend
like a fuckin firework went off
turned out the cbd shit xander rubbed on my back was flammable
soooo yeah
and thats what u missed on glee
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its also the one the hurt the most
surprised i didnt get fucking sepsis or whatever
cant see the side part but that was jacob demonstrating how to flay someone
like my skin wasnt even attached to the muscle
it was gnarly as shit
so if that goes away its NOT coming back
sharky
i want you to know that if i didnt know you i would not believe this shit
but i do
so i can totally see that shit happening
did hurk try and put it out by beating the flames with an american flag beach towel?
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